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The Horrible Truth About the Economic Crisis September 27, 2008

Posted by Michael in Crime, Economics, News, Politics.
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You probably have already seen this at AOSHQ, Nice Deb, or somewhere else, but I just got around to watching it and I’m going to put it up here just in case you haven’t seen it.

If you have not seen this, WATCH IT OR I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN YOUR LOCATION BY REVERSE ENGINEERING YOUR IP ADDRESS, THEN I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE, SLASH YOUR TIRES, AND STEAL ALL THE FRIED CHICKEN, BACON AND PIE IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR!

I mean it.  Except for Cathy.  I just talked to her and she has not seen it, but it does not make a lot of sense to steal the bacon in my own refrigerator.

Everybody in America should see this before they vote.  Plus, the musical background is pretty cool.

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1. BrewFan - September 27, 2008

Word to the nation!

2. Pupster - September 27, 2008

I work with a ‘undecided independent’ voter, who unfortunately is also pretty uninformed. I tried to explain the government’s role in causing this ‘crisis’, and she interrupted with ‘Republicans, right?’
It is just so typical for those not paying attention, bad stuff = R.

I already sent her this video. I doubt that she’ll watch it, but I’m trying.

3. xbradtc - September 27, 2008

You know, we could tatoo that vid to damn near every person, and it still wouldn’t sink in.

People thinking McCain won or did well in last nights debate are kidding themselves. He let Obama staple this mess onto him, and it ain’t gonna come off.

4. Wickedpinto - September 27, 2008

I WATCHED IT!!! I WATCHED IT!!!!

5. eddiebear - September 27, 2008

I watched it as well. Fucking pisses me off.

6. Wickedpinto - September 27, 2008

I watched it again, and now I think I have epilepsy.

7. Cathy - September 27, 2008

I watched it. Twice. I forwarded it to friends and family in Colorado, Ohio, and other states.

Heard this substantiated in blogs, videos, and recorded audios from radio programs etc.over this past week.

But, Michael, honey, you can steal my bacon.

Anytime. Lover.

8. eddiebear - September 28, 2008

mmmmmmmmmmm………….bacon!

Wait! was #7 a tawdry comment?

9. Wickedpinto - September 28, 2008

That was a CHEAP SHOT CATHY!!!

Like a man can ignore bacon.

It’s like throwing a ball of yarn at a cat.

Or a cat at the crimefighter.

NOT FAIR!

10. Wickedpinto - September 28, 2008

I could be in the middle of a fight to the death, but if you give me bacon?

I’ll be confused and distracted.

11. Wickedpinto - September 28, 2008

It’s just not fair.

Us guys are so stupid sometimes.

12. Wickedpinto - September 28, 2008

and I by sometimes, I mean almost always, when there are hot chicks and boobs.

13. Wickedpinto - September 28, 2008

and bacon.

14. Wickedpinto - September 28, 2008

nummy nummy bacon.

15. Wickedpinto - September 28, 2008

beddies.

16. Pupster - September 28, 2008

In a comment at Ace’s, I-touch-myself-Pete suggested a theme song for the let it burn coalition.

NSFW lyrics, cool video of putting stuff in a microwave that does not belong in there.

17. eddiebear - September 28, 2008

Should used “double entendre”.

18. pajama momma - September 28, 2008

So, just don’t watch the video is what you’re saying? That’s all I have to do to get people to come to Jacksonville, Fl?

I’ll just give you guys my address so you don’t have to do all that work.

19. pajama momma - September 28, 2008

ok that’s just weird. I read Michael’s comment before I posted mine and now mine’s on top of his…….doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot…….that was the Twilight Zone theme in case you couldn’t tell. I never could carry a tune.

20. pajama momma - September 28, 2008

holy cow, now that one’s even on top of Michael’s comment. Are you guys gaslighting me?

21. Pupster - September 28, 2008

Whomever posts a comment after this one loves OSU and thinks that Wolverines are filthy animals.

22. BrewFan - September 28, 2008

lol Pupster!

23. PattyAnn - September 28, 2008

Take that back, Michael!

24. PattyAnn - September 28, 2008

ummm…what happened to the time/space/warp thingy?

25. Michael - September 28, 2008

Wait! was #7 a tawdry comment?

Dude, are you calling my wife “tawdry”?

Well, she is tawdry, but you should not just point that out in public. That would be pretty offensive, except for the fact that “tawdry” is a kinda cool word.

Kinda like we all know that PattyAnn is a “slattern” or “wench” or “strumpet.” The old-timey expressions take the edge off.

26. TattooedIntellectual - September 28, 2008

I had to explain this to my sister and my mother this weekend. I placed blame on Clinton but didn’t bother taking it all the way back to Carter. Mom and I’ve argued before over whether Carter was worth two piles of shit or not.

BTW, I used to sing that song at the top of my lungs when I was little. Money for nothing and chicks for free

27. Pupster - September 28, 2008

When you were little?

*does math in head*

*eats more cake*

28. TattooedIntellectual - September 28, 2008

Yep,
I was born right near the beginning of Reagan’s presidency 🙂


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