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Job Interviews Are Stressful Enough, But This Is Ridiculous! October 19, 2008

Posted by Edward von Bear in Crime, Ducks, Law, News, Sex, Sports.
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We all have had those crazy job interviews, especially the ones where the interviewer asks trick questions that have no right answers, and only serve to trip you up. Well, I am sure none of us have ever had to deal with what one lady in West Virginia had to endure during a recent interview. That is, unless you think the interviewer living the Ace of Spades Lifestyle is no big deal.

Heather D. Kelly claims she could not take the job because of the conduct of an employee for Worldwide Industrial Services.

Kelly interviewed with Richard See, her former neighbor, for an office position job with Worldwide on March 17, according to a complaint filed Oct. 1 in Monongalia Circuit Court.

She and See were the only ones at the building throughout the interview, the suit states.

After a 30-minute interview, See offered her the job on the condition that he could take a picture of her breasts, the suit states.

Kelly claims she was shocked, embarrassed and humiliated and began to gather her belongings to leave.

As she was leaving, See told her that the job paid $300 per week and would be worth a quick picture of her breasts, then asked if he could at least touch one of them, according to the complaint.

Kelly refused and walked out of the office, the suit states.

“Plaintiff Kelly began to cry as she left Defendant Worldwide’s office as she was so upset by the conduct of Richard See,” the suit states.

Personally, I’ll stick to the “What are your greatest weaknesses?” types of questions.


1. Wickedpinto - October 19, 2008

As she was leaving, See told her that the job paid $300 per week

$300 a week?

Granted, I will show my junk, or at least the interesting part of my junk for free, if people can handle it, (I have interesting junk) but to act like $300 a week is a fucking incentive?

What kinda $300 a week job even requires an interview? Either it was a job that only required a 12 hour work week, or it was in 1975. Well, there is another option which consists of the interviewer thinking that anyone who would take an interview for a $300 a week job, must be retarded, in which case, why didn’t the interviewer ONLY interview retarded people?

Or was Kelly retarded, but raised properly?

BTW, any news on whether or not Kelly had nice juggs?

2. Sobek - October 20, 2008

I had a guy pull a knife on my during an interview. But Kelly’s story is better. Especially since I ended up getting the job.

3. Wickedpinto - October 20, 2008

I walked into an interview for a job I could do, while downloading porn, masturbating, and shitting myself, and a guy, who happened to be a retread marine, decided he would “test” me, by insulting me.

I threatened his life, pushed his chair, and table, and told him I would be outside.

Sometimes, “Challenging” the prospective employee, isn’t wise, especially, if you are a self centered cock, who decides that you can push the right buttons.

Why did he have to push those buttons? Cuz he wanted to be superior, I wasn’t gonna stand for it, I’m not that type of guy.

4. Wickedpinto - October 20, 2008

I had a guy pull a knife on my during an interview.

Not the same thing, but.

My fathers best friend, HIS BEST FRIEND! when I was about 16 gave me the “father” lecture, because his daughter and I were going to a movie.

I had a girlfriend, she had a boyfriend, but my fathers friend, my fathers BEST friend, called me into his “me room” (where he keeps his memorabilia, his Marine stuff (he was Marine also) his collectable guitars, and other shit, and there I am getting the “if you hurt my daughter” lecture from him.

“LES!” (he went by the name Les) “Dude?! It’s me? Really? Dude?”
“don’t call me dude.”
“LES! really?”
(Les WAS indoc’d grunt from the band, but SUPPOSEDLY! while doing a close recon he used his machete to strike an enemy, complicated shit, It was VietNam time)
“Yes really.”
“Okay Sir.” I said.
and I sat through the lecture.

His daughter was a FUCKING FRIEND!! we knew eachother since we were fucking like 5!
Thats like dating a sister, well, actually a distant cousin.
There are PICTURES of us in a bathtub together naked, back when we had a bad habbit of shitting ourselves, like 6 years old 🙂

And Les treated me like some predatory male, even though his daughter already had a boyfriend.

I lost track.

5. Sobek - October 20, 2008

“Sometimes, “Challenging” the prospective employee, isn’t wise…”

Sometimes challenging the employer isn’t a great idea, either.

6. Sobek - October 20, 2008

“And Les treated me like some predatory male, even though his daughter already had a boyfriend.”

Yeah, I can see that.

Hey WP, if I’m in the Chicago area in the next coupla weeks, are you going to be around?

7. Mare - October 20, 2008

Interview for $300 a week? I’ve got to agree with WP. What year and what kind of crazy job was this? And the $300 to show her breasts-weak.

“Could he at least touch one of them?” This guy would be almost as bad a babysitter as Ayers.

8. Wickedpinto - October 20, 2008

I’ll be in the neighborhood, seeing as how I live here, I won’t go west, or north, but I figure you know that, remember where I live?

The baby Cthulu’s gonna be here?

9. Wickedpinto - October 20, 2008

Sometimes challenging the employer isn’t a great idea, either

Sometimes a job isn’t worht having. I abuse myself enough, this substandard asshole doesn’t hold a candle to me, when it comes to my own ability to insult my person.

Pissant, he was one of those non-billet Marines.

10. Wickedpinto - October 20, 2008

So uh, Mare?

Uh, Whats your situation?

11. Wickedpinto - October 20, 2008

If you do 12 and never have a “billet” position in the Marines, you are either a grunt (not offensive) or a pogue, who can’t find a billet.

billets are well, billets. Like being a DI is a billet, being MSG is a billet, being a sniper is a billet, being an FO is a billet, being recon (virtually noone leaves recon) is a billet, there are a lot of billet positions in the Marines.

Unless you are grunt, or a billet (usually both) you don’t make 12, and you NEVER treat Marines like pieces of shit. The Billeters, are actually. ..

Well, meet one, you will see, cocky but nice. Charisma coming out their deadly barrels.

12. Sobek - October 20, 2008

No baby Cthulhu, no Mrs. Sobek, just me.

And I don’t remember exactly where you live. All you east coasters and mid-westerners live in a grey area in my mind called “not out west.”

And it will be a week-night.

13. Dave in Texas - October 20, 2008

*checks my notes over 18 years of hiring people*

I don’t remember anything about using a knife.

Maybe in 1994. But it never became part of my standard playbook. There are more refined ways of finding out how a prospective employee will react to stress. Like loud farting. Oh, and be sure to add “ohhhh yeaaah” while rolling up on one cheek.

14. Retired Geezer - October 20, 2008

All you east coasters and mid-westerners live in a grey area in my mind called “not out west.”

I have the exact same spot in my brain.

15. PattyAnn - October 20, 2008

“(I have interesting junk)”

and “I lost track”

Aren’t you supposed to leave those comments worthy of fame on your own damn blog?

16. Lipstick - October 20, 2008

The woman took the job??!!

17. skinbad - October 20, 2008

I have interesting junk.

WP was just reading that off his business card.

18. Mare - October 20, 2008

Wicked, would you be more specific.

19. Mare - October 20, 2008

“WP was just reading that off his business card” LOL

The blogs all over are funny today. Everyone saved up over the weekend.

Question: When people use the LOL abbreviation does it make them sound like a 12 year old girl?

20. Pupster - October 20, 2008

“Wicked, would you be more specific.”-Mare


21. Wickedpinto - October 20, 2008

Mare, I won’t tell you, but it’s an open secret, so other people can tell you.

22. Michael - October 20, 2008

(I have interesting junk)

Mare, I won’t tell you, but it’s an open secret, so other people can tell you.

Mare, I’ll tell you. It’s a rare deformity. Wicked’s junk is a weird blotchy fuchsia color and it hooks 30° to the left.

God, I wish he had locked the door when he was taking a shower at my place. I’m still having nightmares. I never thought somebody’s junk could be that hideous.

23. Mare - October 20, 2008

Michael, my penis just shriveled reading that and I don’t have one.

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