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So, Who Would You Allow Into The Bunker With You? October 30, 2008

Posted by Edward von Bear in Ducks, Economics, Family, Food, Gardening, History, Law, Literature, Lurkers, Man Laws, Movies, News, Politics, Sex, Sports.
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Given recent comments about the looming Zombie/Russkie invasion, and where to hide , some thinking has gone on in my feeble brain regarding not only where we should hide, but with whom we should share the bunker.

Excluding the usuals (family, IBers, Hostages, Ace, and Jack M), my choices are as follows:

John Daly.

 

Officers described Daly as extremely intoxicated and uncooperative. He repeated he didn’t want to go to the hospital. Hooters employees asked Daly to leave. But Daly did not have transportation. Officers say he was part of a group traveling on a tour bus. The group left Daly behind at the Hooters because they didn’t want him to continue traveling with them.

This guy.

Marshall Cartwright, 33, was sitting on the ground drinking from the partially full keg when officers went to the Bethany Greenbelt Park, near Delaware Avenue and Bethany Curve, around 11:45 a.m. Monday, police said.

Someone had called 911 after reportedly seeing Cartwright drinking beer from a Mason jar and urinating in the bushes, according to police Capt. Steve Clark. He had a second Mason jar he used to sell the beer, which he had purchased along with a tap at a Pacific Avenue liquor store.

Cartwright got hostile when officers tried to interview him and told them he was a military operative, police said. He was arrested on suspicion of being drunk in public.

Police said they searched his belongings and found about 20 grams of psilocybin mushrooms and a Camelbak bladder with more beer in it. He also had a harmonica and a wetsuit with him, both of which police suspect were stolen.

These wallabies, since they appear to be real badasses.

Residents at Carlyle Gardens in Townsville are said to be too afraid to leave their homes when the 100-strong mob runs amok in the early mornings and late afternoons.

The wallabies are crashing into cars, scooters and even elderly residents, the Townsville Bulletin reports.

Large male wallabies, over a metre tall and weighing up to 30kg, are fighting, falling against the side of homes and damaging walls.

An operation is now under way to relocate the animals.

Carlyle Gardens resort manager Leigh Bradley said the upmarket village wasn’t the place for wallabies.

“Some of the residents were very worried because now they find themselves confined to their homes because they are afraid of being knocked over,” she said.

“Faeces are left on patios and residents open their back doors and step in it.

Oh, and one more (warning: it’s below the fold for a reason, though it is SFW):

Lingerie football!

Courtesy Jennifer Au/Seattle Post-Intelligencer

Courtesy Jennifer Au/Seattle Post-Intelligencer

Mist recruit Natalya Snetkova rubs cooking oil on fellow teammate Chelsie Jorgenson for the team’s photoshoot.

Comments»

1. skinbad - October 30, 2008

The pic doesn’t automatically make you think “world class golfing talent” does it? It kind of endears him to a lot of people though. I hope he gets it together before hurting himself or others.

2. composmentis - October 30, 2008

Leave it to EB to write a post about stepping in wallaby shit.

3. Sobek - October 30, 2008

If it’s a Russkie invasion, I’d like to invite one of Ace’s libtard trolls whose whole family was murdered, just so I could spend a few hours every day saying “told ya so, you idiot.” And smacking him in the face.

And no, I wouldn’t let him hold any of the guns.

4. Pupster - October 31, 2008

What Skinbad said. Time to hang up the beer stein, John.

5. Cathy - October 31, 2008

John Daly!

This is sad. Sad! I watched this very guy finish the 18th hole just a few years ago at the Memorial Golf Tournament in Muirfield. He walked right by me. I could have said HI to him and shook his hand. He did pretty well that year and the golf spectators and fans LOVE him.

What a shame. He looks like shit. Damn shame.

6. skinbad - November 1, 2008

Leno said the cops must have been disappointed to find that the person with big boobs making a disturbance at a Hooters was John Daly.


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