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a fat naked woman with greased thighs November 18, 2008

Posted by Sobek in News.
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She’s feeling kinda lonely, and she didn’t get out that bucket of grease for nothing.

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1. Sobek spilled his giblets - November 18, 2008

Dude.

Try thinking of the names of baseball players.

2. Tony Romo avoids Jessica - November 18, 2008

keep that new guy in the neighborhood away from me.

3. lauraw feels right at home - November 18, 2008

I’ve missed you

4. Sobek writes the great American novel - November 18, 2008

It was a dark and stormy night in ancient Persia, suddenly, a arrow rang out, a woman screamed, then, crickets chirped noisily.

5. Michael - November 18, 2008

Looks like the original thread is working again.

6. Michael's Testes - November 18, 2008

You’re not a cannibal are you?

7. Innocent Bystander Morons are Happy to be Back to Riding - November 18, 2008

Fuel costs are down too.

8. Beating Dead Horses and Wailing - November 18, 2008

Is this thing on?

9. Where Have All The Flowers Gone - November 18, 2008

damn.

10. Casey the crime-fighting dog barks at a squirrel-shaped mole - November 18, 2008

BURF BURF! BURF!

BAROOROOROO ROOO BERF

11. Sobek Wonders Why the Great American Novel Starts in Ancient Persia While Sharpening His Pencil - November 18, 2008

Some jokes are just timeless.

12. The Big 3 Look for a Handout - November 18, 2008

We can make her run on flex-fuel.

13. Michael rubs sage - November 18, 2008

Get out the Mr. Lamm’s

14. Michael throws Dave - November 18, 2008

She said to giver her my best squirt.

15. Dave Rests His Kimber - November 18, 2008

Will this count as CCW?

16. Fire breaks out - November 18, 2008

Move the propane tank!

17. KC gets cozy - November 18, 2008

It’s cold outside today!

18. Cathy rolls out home made noodles - November 18, 2008

*wondering if the flavor will be enhanced*

19. WickedPinto tongues for belly-button lint - November 18, 2008

Bitch-breaker at his best

20. Michael's pool lions puke - November 18, 2008

can ya blame them?

21. Ernie finds his Rubber Ducky - November 18, 2008

Rubber ducky you’re the one! Now I’m having so much fun.

22. Mrs. Peel calculates the Cannibal Count while lounging - November 18, 2008

figures it involves geometric progression

23. Bart Brings a Whole Pack of Razors to Work - November 18, 2008

Someone’s gotta do it.

24. You got to wonder how the grease got - November 18, 2008

It’s a mystery.

25. You got to wonder how the grease got - November 18, 2008

Didn’t read instructions on the tube of Brill cream.

*a little dab’ll do ya*

26. Sprinkle some flour on - November 18, 2008

What? It’s the only way to find the hole, right?

27. I threw up - November 18, 2008

dangit, I said “on” twice

28. Pajama Momma lets five of her kids jump - November 18, 2008

Safer than a trampoline, and it frees up her time to watch her other 17 kids.

29. Wickedpinto - November 18, 2008

Hey there cracker eaters and blood drinkers. . . .whats christs quote about “I come with a sword?”

30. Wickedpinto - November 18, 2008

Sorry, didn’t mean to leave out the doorknockers, or the orgiastic calvanists.

31. A person from Porlock interrupts an opium dream focused - November 18, 2008

heh

32. Wickedpinto - November 18, 2008

w reasons I ask that question on this thread, is because I want to know the answer, even though I can probably google it in a number of seconds, and the other is cuz I want to see a theological statement on the “a fat naked woman with greased thighs ” thread.

That just fits my sense of wrong.

33. Cathy - November 18, 2008

Matthew 10:34 “Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.

34. Wickedpinto - November 18, 2008

Thank you cathy, I now have very bizarre dreams for a few months, as I bet mike will.

35. Wickedpinto - November 18, 2008

Hope you don’t mind, I didn’t wanna involve you directly, thanks for the reference Tachyon.

36. Wickedpinto - November 18, 2008

BTW Cathy, you didn’t talk about it, Mike did. You basicaly have the equivalent of two post grads in theology right? You backed out of a doctorate for some reason? Am I remembering that right?

37. Pinto calls Cathy in - November 18, 2008

No prob. Remember GreaseRelief?

38. Pinto calls Cathy in - November 18, 2008

Am I remembering that right?

Nope. I’d prefer we email. K?

39. Wickedpinto - November 19, 2008

Sorry tachyon, I’ve got my primary open.

40. Are you kidding Sobek? My kids could live - November 19, 2008

She could feed those cannibals for a week.

41. Pajama Momma feasts - November 19, 2008

Yum!

42. Michael puts a legal brief - November 19, 2008

while removing his own

43. Bart is hitting - November 19, 2008

He would hit anything that moves, or just lays quietly

44. IB regulars hide their ammunition - November 19, 2008

Nobody will ever find it here…

45. Dead whale explodes - November 19, 2008

Sorry.

46. I lost a whole case of .45 ammo - November 19, 2008

dang. I ain’t goin in after it either.

47. composmentis - November 21, 2008

compos might as well own the recent comments thread

48. composmentis left his turkey baster - November 21, 2008

hee hee.

I love this shit man.


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