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Egypt Spruces Up Its Image December 30, 2008

Posted by Michael in News.
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If you spend a lot of money going to Egypt, the last thing you want to see is a lot of donkey crap.

Am I right?

Of course I am right.

Donkeys have been banned from walking around in the streets of Egypt’s south-western al-Wadi al-Gadeed governorates without wearing diapers, according to an official in the area.

Mohammed Haround said the measure was to “preserve the aesthetic and cultural scene of the governorate which currently witnesses an unprecedented boom in tourism”.

“Diapers are available in the markets at low prices,” Haroun was quoted by the official MENA news agency as saying on Tuesday.

Egypt’s donkeys forced to wear nappies > Off the wall > LIVENEWS.com.au

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1. Mare - December 30, 2008

Honestly, I think it’s a good FIRST step to move away from the third world look. Crap in the street is not a good look.

2. Russ from Winterset - December 31, 2008

Top Five Things Egypt Could Do to Spruce Up Their Image:

1. Outlaw female genital mutilation.
2. Stop blaming The Jews for EVERYTHING.
3. Get their donkeys to stop crapping in the streets.
4. Get their young men to stop strapping on bomb belts and killing people.
5. Flouridate the drinking water.

3. Wickedpinto - December 31, 2008

patty and steamboat have some not bad news, there’s gonna be some more thorough follow up in the next couple days.

4. Wickedpinto - December 31, 2008

6. Stop sexually assaulting foreign females everytime there is a palestinian crisis.

7. Stop putting bloggers in jail, making people like egyptian sand monkey give up.

5. PyramidView - December 31, 2008

Donkeys in diapers? Just like any other ruling in Egypt it will be enforced for a brief period then forgotten.

@ Wikedpinto — Sandmonkey is still blogging

6. Mr Minority - December 31, 2008

Donkeys to start wearing diapers? This creates new job opportunities for people.

Hey Wickedpinto, I know you may not have the skill set to be a Donkey Changer, but go ahead and apply anyway.

7. Wickedpinto - December 31, 2008

sandmonkey supposedly quite 2 years ago.

8. harrison - December 31, 2008

The horses and mules that pull the tour carriages in Charleston, SC have worn “diapers” for 20+ years.
It makes a world of difference on a hot day.

9. Wickedpinto - January 1, 2009

I think my first authentic post at the hostages was in “one of us” and it was about how like 4 bloggers quit, and one of those bloggers was sandmonkey.

Glad he didn’t outright quit


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