The Prince of Bacon Surveys His Domain

The Prince of Bacon Surveys His Domain February 23, 2009

Posted by wintersetruss in News.
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“Your offerings………..please me.”

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1. eddiebear - February 23, 2009: Russ:
Is that your birthday party?
2. Cathy - February 23, 2009: *snifffffff*

Ahhhhhhh!

Glad I haz SmelliNet!

*what to plan for supper?*
3. Russ from Winterset - February 23, 2009: 2009 Iowa Meat Processors Convention in Ames, Iowa. We attended on Saturday, and Mo’s “I ❤ Bacon” onesie made him a big hit.
4. PETA gal - February 23, 2009: This is an evil picture. An innocent child is being brainwashed and incorporated into a culture of murder and mutilation of corpses.
5. eddiebear - February 23, 2009: ^but it tastes a helluva lot better than your tofuburger
6. Sobek - February 23, 2009: “…a culture of murder and mutilation of corpses.”

Hey, at least they aren’t human fetuses though, right?
7. PETA gal - February 23, 2009: Typical brutish response. Meat makes you stupid.
8. eddiebear - February 23, 2009: ^so does that patchouli you bathe in
9. Dave in Texas - February 23, 2009: mmmm… corpses. maple-flavored corpses.
10. wiserbud - February 23, 2009: An innocent child is being brainwashed and incorporated into a culture of murder and mutilation of corpses.

Yessssss, my precious……sooooooon, very soooooon, our plans to take over the world will all come to fruition……

And a child shall lead us……
11. PETA gal - February 23, 2009: Very obnoxious people here… this is what it’s like dealing with stupid meat-fed children.

You are neither my bud nor wiser than me, fool.
12. Max Entropy - February 23, 2009: 7. PETA gal – February 23, 2009
Typical brutish response. Meat makes you stupid.

Why are liberals so hung-up on how smart they think that they are?
Read a liberal web site and there’s a huge number of comments using “smart” and “intellegent” when referring to themselves. Of course, on the other side of the coin, anyone who doesn’t agree with them is just plain stupid.
13. Sobek - February 23, 2009: “Meat makes you stupid.”

Smart enough to recognize that liberals are more sympathetic towards animals than towards human beings.
14. Sobek - February 23, 2009: Hey PETA Gal, I have a good idea. I’m going to go buy a hamburger — which I would not have otherwise done had you not commented here — and eat it for lunch.

In other words, you actions have just directly contributed to the death of a cow. Congratulations, murderer.
15. lauraw - February 23, 2009: If you all don’t stop feeding the troll I’m going to take this crescent wrench and rap you on the jimmie.

*Dave and Sobek start forming a line*

Sigh….nevermind.
16. skinbad - February 23, 2009: HA! That cleared my sinuses. Thanks LW.
17. wiserbud - February 23, 2009: You are neither my bud nor wiser than me, fool.

well, you’re half-right. Not bad for a non-meat-eating mouth-breathing whiner.
18. lauraw - February 23, 2009: *waves at skinny*

Anytime sir.
19. Sobek - February 23, 2009: Dave, if you try to cut in front of my I will cut you.

That is all.
20. Sobek - February 23, 2009: Um, that should be “me,” not “my.”
21. lauraw - February 23, 2009: It was really boring today at my store.

Really, really boring and slow.

So…I created PETA gal as a prank, hoping for some good flames and a chuckle.
Sorry.

It was a stupid thing to do. I won’t do it again.
22. Sobek - February 23, 2009: Great. Now you have a dead cow on your conscience, LauraW.
23. lauraw - February 23, 2009: Don’t try to make me feel better, man.
24. Sobek - February 23, 2009: If you’re bored, you should go to http://www.omnomnomnom.com/random/index.php

Make sure you make the sound as you click through the images. When a customer comes in, briefly look up and say “I’ll be right with you.” Then click through at least twenty more pics, saying “Om Nom Nom” out loud each time. Then smile and take the customer’s order.
25. Mare - February 23, 2009: Pipewrench fight!
26. Russ from Winterset - February 23, 2009: Here’s a good one: Soviet LOLcats!

http://rolcats.com/

(Thanks to longtime AoSHQ tipster Matt Miller)
27. geoff - February 23, 2009: I created PETA gal as a prank, hoping for some good flames and a chuckle.

I figured it was a fake, but I thought it was Bart.
28. The Lovely Janis - February 23, 2009: Ok — now let’s get back to how adorable my son is and the copious amounts of delcious hickory smoked, maple flavored BACON!!!

It was a good time — I judge these types of contests and this year I judged the frankfurters, large diameter luncheon meats and innovative pork (olive and swiss cheese little smokies, pickled smoked pork hocks and the like) categories. YUMMY!!!

And LW you had me going and I was going to drop some M.S. in meat science knowledge on you — but Russ clued me in. Those boys need their chain yanked every once in awhile.

And Moses sweater has a really cute hockey playing penguin on it!!!
29. Rosetta - February 23, 2009: Hey it’s Mrs Russ! Hahaha. Hello Lovely Janis. Good thing Moses got your looks.

Also, your avatar is racist.
30. mesablue - February 23, 2009: I created PETA gal as a prank

Yeah, that really had me going.
31. Robert - February 23, 2009: It was great except for all the bacon. It has that hostages appeal to it.
32. Michael - February 23, 2009: It has that hostages appeal to it.

I will tolerate affirmative remarks about The Hostages today, in honor of Rosetta’s outstanding beatdown post yesterday to commemorate my birthday.

Only today. This magnanimous attitude will expire at midnight.
33. Mare - February 23, 2009: Moses face…pleases me.
34. Mare - February 23, 2009: Please add the ‘ between e and s.
35. Michael - February 23, 2009: I created PETA gal as a prank

I was afraid to say anything at all, for fear that Jack Michaels would show up and bitch at me for outing you.

I DID NOT OUT PONY!!!
36. Mrs. Peel - February 23, 2009: Moses is a cutie.
37. The Lovely Janis - February 23, 2009: 29– If I knew how to change it I would — but I comment so often that It really isn’t worth my time.
38. Michael - February 23, 2009: Mrs. Peel, someone visited IB today based on a search for “one legged girl.”

I wonder how that happened.
39. Cathy - February 23, 2009: Lovely Janis – meant to say earlier how much I enjoy the photo op of your happy camper.

What a cutie. HappyBaconBoy.

Wanna tickle ’em!
40. daveintexas - February 23, 2009: Do I still get rapped on the jimmie with a crescent wrench?
41. Mrs. Peel - February 23, 2009: *sigh*
42. Mrs. Peel - February 23, 2009: So why is this place so quiet lately? Do you guys have lives now, or what?
43. geoff - February 23, 2009: So why is this place so quiet lately? Do you guys have lives now, or what?

Like you can complain.
44. Michael - February 23, 2009: I don’t know, Mrs. Peel. It’s been like that since December.

IB is approaching 3 years old. Maybe it’s just on the downslope of the product life cycle for websites.
45. eddiebear - February 24, 2009: I guess this post is not the time to admit I love sushi and Pad Thai
46. Wickedpinto - February 24, 2009: Did Jack out himself?

BTW Russ and The Lovely Janis, Mom specificaly told me to forward links of moses.
47. The Bacon Nation » Blog Archive » The Luckiest Baby in the World - February 24, 2009: […] Original source. […]
48. Sobek - February 24, 2009: I can’t speak for anyone else (exception: Pupster), but I’ve been busy since December with a new job. Not a whole lot of free time anymore, y’know?
49. Enas Yorl - February 24, 2009: Fe fi fo fol!
I smell the rant
Of a psuedo-troll!

Come on guys, you’re getting gacked around by lauraw’s sockpuppet.
50. Enas Yorl - February 24, 2009: Oh man this is going to be so good when I get fished out of the spam filter. HEE!
51. lauraw - February 24, 2009: Holy crap! Whose blog is that up there?

Lots of good bacon info.