Economy Tanks: Crown Princes Hardest Hit February 26, 2009
Posted by skinbad in Economics.Tags: So I couldn't embed the effin' video
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Actually, they seem to be hanging in there. Sales of armored, tricked out Hummers for “falcon hunting” seem to be doing OK. For around 200K you get an elevator rear seat that puts you up through the sunroof so you can feel the wind through your shoe-polished goatee.
The company’s website gives the down low on ballistic protection levels.
Yea, that’s a Suburban, not a Hummer. The website says they’ll do anything from a Camry to an Escalade.
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Innocent Bystanders 
“The website says they’ll do anything from a Camry to an Escalade.”
What about a moped?
Yeah, because nothing says “move along, nothing to see here” like an armor-plated Camry with run-flat tires.
How about an armor plated Prius for those paranoid eco-nuts?
Sure, Sobek. For $100 you get shop glasses, a bicycle helmet, and a trauma plate for your jock strap.
I was thinking more along the lines of a mounted flame-thrower, and a button that makes razor-sharp tacks spill out behind me.
razor-sharp tacks spill out behind me
I always thought it was kinda cool that someone figured out that a five-pronged implement was perfect for this. After the disruptive spillage, you always end up with a carpet of tacks with a stable three–point base, and two upright prongs ready to puncture tires. That is the kind of crimefighting logic and attention to weaponry that Batman typifies.