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IBMMP&GS Roll Call February 28, 2009

Posted by Michael in News.

Off the top of my head, the confirmed attendees so far at the Innocent Bystanders March Madness Party & Gun Show™ (April 4-6) are:

Daughter Eddiebear
Patty Ann
Somebody with Bandit (?)
Mrs. Peel
Mrs. Geoff
Dave in Texas

Am I missing anyone?


1. Wickedpinto - February 28, 2009

Am I missing anyone?

I don’t know, but are we aware of everyone’s situation?

Is patty bringing IronHeart?

2. Wickedpinto - February 28, 2009

I don’t want to interfere with the IB copyright but since you extended it to the hostages as well, should it be the IB march madness mash-up? cuz then it’s like “IB MMM” as in NUMMY! or the “IB MMMM” the IB March Madness and Marksmanship Mash-up. Thats one more M, making it more nummy.

3. kevlarchick - February 28, 2009

Wish I could be there kids. *snif*

4. Retired Geezer - February 28, 2009

When is the actual date?
We’re going to provide the trophies for the Shootin’ Match again, even if we can’t come.

Geezer and Mrs. RG

5. Wickedpinto - February 28, 2009

6th is the scheduled date for the come and goers like PA and Peel.

The guests stretch over the weekend methinks.

might be the fifth.

6. Lipstick - February 28, 2009

Things are going to crap here. I’m now 50-50 for attending.

*sniff* also

7. Wickedpinto - February 28, 2009

ferrets rebelling?

8. Pupster - February 28, 2009

Ya know…little things amuse me.

What am I amused at lately?

Mesablue uses Tah Hostages as his home URL (thewickedpinto@yaddayadda); and Wickedpinto uses Mesa’s site as his home URL (moralauthority@yaddayadda).

Like I said, I’m easily amused.

Not gonna make it this year, kids. I’m gonna send some goodies your way Cathy and Michael, but no Pupster in person.


9. Wickedpinto - February 28, 2009

I just never changed it, and I never pimp the hostages.

It’s invite only, don’t want any groupies, and hate to say it, there is a strange mystique some people find about my moniker, even though those days, for the most part, are gone.

10. Wickedpinto - February 28, 2009

And mesa doesn’t like me occasionaly using AMA as a reference, cuz he thinks it might make him have to go all thoughtfull and stuff.

11. Cathy - February 28, 2009

I’m bummed that you can’t make it Pupst. Sending goodies is very thoughtful, but you as the goodie would be better, just sayin’.

12. Cathy - February 28, 2009

AND… certainly understand you can’t make it, Kev-Lovely,
but I don’t have ta like it.

Geezers — We love you both, and know that if you can make it,
you will be here. And you know that you both are welcome anytime you might be able to get here.

And Lipstick — I’m just keeping my fingers crossed that you can pass on the crap-sandwich back home and get here for the visit.

13. Wickedpinto - February 28, 2009

If it’s just me and Cathy and Michael. . .that would be cool, we can just have julio send Michael away, and then have him visit juarez, while Me and Cathy “Discuss” theology.


14. Wickedpinto - February 28, 2009

I’m eager to meat Lipstick, since I’ve successfully offended her so many times.

15. Wickedpinto - February 28, 2009

Cathy’s hot.

16. Michael - February 28, 2009

In case any of you are wondering why I would let WP back in my house — in person WP is a very polite and engaging young man. The only surprise about him is that he seems so normal. As he has repeatedly pointed out, his online persona is a ruse.

It’s true that he will talk your ear off after a few drinks, but he is otherwise totally nonthreatening and a gentleman, and is welcome in my house any time.

17. eddiebear - February 28, 2009

“meat” Lipstick?

Should I cover my daughter’s eyes?

18. Michael - February 28, 2009

Should I cover my daughter’s eyes?

Yeah, Eddie, I’ve been meaning to ask you. What are you going to do with your daughter during the traditional IB Post-Game Naked Hot Tub Party™?

19. Cathy - February 28, 2009

Cathy’s hot.

*wonders what “discuss theology” might mean*

20. kevlarchick - February 28, 2009

WP is a darling.

21. Michael - February 28, 2009

For the record, KC is a darling.

Which I would not ordinarily say, because I am not an habitual bullshit goober schmoozer like Dave in Texas, who is more liked than me by the IB Wimmens (not that I care, I really don’t). In person, I have to work at not appearing cold.

But I’m telling the truth about KC. Cathy will vouch for me.

22. Cathy - February 28, 2009

I’m telling the truth about KC. Cathy will vouch for me.

Yep. Darling!

23. Mrs. Sobek - February 28, 2009

So sorry we can’t make it. We’d love to be there, but #2 has been talking about going to Disneyland for his fourth birthday for months now. So we’ve had plans for quite a while to be in California that weekend.

24. Michael - February 28, 2009

Um, Cathy, you should not call me “Darling” in public.

I am a crimefighter. Like Casey, our three-legged crimefighting dog.

“Darling” is not good for my image. “Darling” is what Bart now calls himself over at The Hostages.

Enough said.

25. Cathy - February 28, 2009

Sorry Darling Michael.

Lemme try that again.

Yep, Michael, KC is Darling.

How’s that?

26. Cathy - February 28, 2009

Birthday in Disneyland? vs. IBMMP?

Hmmmm.. Mrs. Sobek is doin’ the math right, I guess.

27. Wickedpinto - February 28, 2009

Casey is tougher.

28. Wickedpinto - February 28, 2009

btw Michael? don’t you have to take a short trip to mexico?

I would like some “me” time with cathy?

29. Wickedpinto - February 28, 2009

Out, I’m hugary, and I get sleepy after eating.

so I’m out.

30. eddiebear - February 28, 2009

Stay upstairs and read to her.

31. Mrs. Peel - February 28, 2009

UNbelievable. Three dates and I STILL can’t get some goodnight kiss action. What the hell is he waiting for, the Second Coming?


32. Cathy - February 28, 2009

Three dates and I STILL can’t get some goodnight kiss action.

Do you need to put dental floss on your shopping list, Sweetie?

33. Wickedpinto - March 1, 2009

No, she dates homosexuals.

If you want Mrs. Peel, I got a bit more than lip action on date one if you want it.

*OUCH!* that hurt cathy.


Okay I’m sorry peel, ignore my


*ouch* Michael too?




34. PattyAnn - March 1, 2009

Mrs. Peel, I will protect you from WP. I know how to thwack him good.

And, yes, Lion Heart will be there, too.

35. daveintexas - March 1, 2009

>> For the record, KC is a darling.

yup. cute too.

36. Lipstick - March 1, 2009

That was funny, Pinto.

Peel, hmmmm, three dates and no smooch — could he be intimidated? Super-cautious not to offend? Mr. L is out now, but I will consult when he returns.

37. daveintexas - March 1, 2009

maybe he has a lip fungus?

38. Mrs. Peel - March 1, 2009

Nah, he’s just a slow mover. Meh, there’s no hurry – we have until at least 2012 according to the Mayan calendar.

39. Wickedpinto - March 1, 2009

Notice how I put michael as the last person?

It’s a subtlety.

40. Wickedpinto - March 1, 2009

according to the mayan calendar, in 2012 you can kiss jesus.

41. Wickedpinto - March 1, 2009

No lipstick, he’s gay, I would have a problem taking my mouth off my girl.

It’s isn’t the wanting, that is the problem, it’s the allowing that is the bitch.

42. Wickedpinto - March 1, 2009

I think one of the first things I said to KC was, “sorry bout bigfooting the princess di, and I thought you would have bigger boobs.”

I can’t remember the phrasing, but I’m pretty sure that was like sentence 3 or 4, or maybe sentence 3 and four, I speak differently than I type. . . . not much, but I talk great grammar.

43. Lipstick - March 1, 2009

Peel, Mr. L is back and has been informed of the situation and of the fact that you’re not a loose woman. The first thing out of his mouth was: “She’s dating the right guy”.

Second thing: “He doesn’t want to fuck it up”

Third: “She could break the contact barrier, but not by kissing him on the cheek. That will make him think he’s in the ‘just friends’ category”

44. Lipstick - March 1, 2009

sorry bout bigfooting the princess di

What does that mean?

45. Wickedpinto - March 1, 2009

I bigfooted KC’s princess di post way back when.

46. Wickedpinto - March 1, 2009

And other than the fact that peel is dating a gay guy, #2 is the most likely cause.

I had a chick break up with me because I didn’t fuck her. I was sexually active, but she was special, so I held off.

So ever since then, I’ve stuck my dick in all things boobied.

47. Wickedpinto - March 1, 2009

stuck my dick in all things boobied.

And I’m really sorry about that robert, but really, get rid of the man boobs, if you don’t want to experience a little bit of pain.

48. TattooedIntellectual - March 1, 2009

Ahh, the almost irresistible mating call of the wild WP.

Mrs Peel, I’ve got no advice outside of do nothing WP suggests.

49. Mrs. Peel - March 1, 2009

Good thinking, TI.

Thanks, LS (and Mr. TS). I’m not concerned about a lack of attraction – I think he’s just slow-moving. There’s no hurry. I was just annoyed last night.

50. TattooedIntellectual - March 1, 2009

Good thinking, TI.

Something tells me you already had that one pegged 😉

51. Wickedpinto - March 1, 2009

I hate TI.

52. eddiebear - March 1, 2009


I usually found that if a guy didn’t kiss me by date 4, it was time to move on.

53. eddiebear - March 1, 2009

Wait. That didn’t come out right.

54. Jones in CO - March 1, 2009

where is this meetup being held?

55. Lipstick - March 1, 2009

So ever since then, I’ve stuck my dick in all things boobied.

I nominate this for a classic comment category (if we have one).

56. Michael - March 1, 2009


You know, Lipstick, I like Mr. Bigstick more every time I hear something specific about him. I think he is a wise mentat. (Which I figure he has to be be, in order to deal with you.)

I wish you could get him to come to the IBMMP&GS™. This guy is very interesting.

And you deserve credit for a mate well chosen. (Especially when you consider that it started out when he picked you up as the most likely strumpet at a blackjack table. 🙂 )

57. Michael - March 1, 2009

where is this meetup being held?

My house in Dallas. As a long-time semi-lurker, you’re certainly welcome to attend.

58. Lipstick - March 1, 2009

Michael, thank you, he is a wonderful man and I’m very lucky.

But I picked HIM up at the blackjack table. 🙂

I’m also lucky to have friends like you.

59. Vmaximus - March 1, 2009

I made that mistake with the last one. I met her in church, we talked about doing it “different” After 5 dates she said “not working”
What the hell is “Different” then?

60. Vmaximus - March 1, 2009

I am not planning on this, but if I get laid off between now and April I will drop by. They are giving 2 weeks of severance and I have 3 weeks of vacation saved. I figure the first thing I am going to do is hit Mississippi Louisiana and Texas looking for work. There is nothing at all in Florida for engineering. What kind of engineering does Russ do?

61. Americano - March 2, 2009


“Different” means only one lesbian midget involved.

62. Mrs. Sobek - March 2, 2009

It took Sobek over three months to kiss me, and he is FAR from gay. I wasn’t the only one getting impatient; my dad actually asked at one point what was taking this guy so long.

63. Wickedpinto - March 3, 2009

Mrs. Sobek, well, you have to admit, you are much hotter than he is.

He probably thought that all 48 of your first dates were for mercy.

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