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You Know What Would Be Hilarious? April 30, 2009

Posted by skinbad in Ducks.
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If the new Miss USA became “unable to fulfill her duties.”

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Please, God. Show us your sense of humor.

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1. daveintexas - April 30, 2009

There’s an air show here this weekend, and right now some hot shit pilot is doing practice runs overhead in an A-10.

I’m gettin a stiffster. Might have to blog about it this weekend.

The air show I mean.

2. Vmaximus - April 30, 2009

heheh
You crack me up!

3. skinbad - April 30, 2009

Refer to IB Acceptable Content Guidelines:

Photos/descriptions of Warthogs in general are allowed.
Photos/descriptions of DaveinTexas’s warthog are prohibited.

4. MCPO Airdale - April 30, 2009

Put my money in your meter baby so it won’t run down
But you caught me in the squeeze play on the cheesy side of town
Throw me a dime, throw me a line
‘Cause there’s a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan

5. Kornkat Annie - April 30, 2009

“descriptions of DaveinTexas’s warthog are prohibited”

Spoilsport.

6. Michael - April 30, 2009

Spoilsport.

OK, Annie, just for you I will bend the rules, but just this once.

7. Retired Geezer - April 30, 2009

Hey, Bourbon goes with Weenies!

Doesn’t it?

Ten Best Bourbons

8. GrumpyUnk - April 30, 2009

It would devastate the locals here if Katie Stam were unable to fulfill her duties.

Other than my former employer, John Mellencamp and the Reno Brothers (The first train robbers in the US) the locals haven’t had anyone to be all civic prideful about in awhile.

No one gives a shit about me for good reason.

9. Muslihoon - April 30, 2009

If the new Miss USA became “unable to fulfill her duties.”

I don’t get it.

10. daveintexas - April 30, 2009

They sure do look bigger, up close like that, don’t they?

11. Michael - April 30, 2009

I don’t get it.

Musli, if the winner is disqualified (usually this happens due to some scandal), the runner-up would assume her duties. That would be Miss California, now an outspoken and famous pro-life advocate.

12. Muslihoon - April 30, 2009

Ah, gotcha. Very good point!

So, if I had that as my intention and went and lit a candle in every Catholic church in the Chicagoland area, would that be spamming God?

13. Michael - April 30, 2009

. . . would that be spamming God

That depends. For example, are you going to write “true story” on the bottom of every candle?

14. Steve B - May 1, 2009

Forward this candle to everyone you know! Don’t break the chain or you’ll get anal warts and lose all your friends, trust me, I KNOW!!11!

15. daveintexas - May 1, 2009

P-47 Thunderbolt!!!!!!

Oh stand back ladies! HOOAH!!

16. Edward Von Bear - May 1, 2009

Musli:

So, you want to be Catholic now, huh?

*In ultimate batch of irony, dials up Legion of Mary members to go ring Musli’s doorbell*


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