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A Natural Rest For The Breasts June 24, 2009

Posted by Michael in Philosophy.
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Kush Support™.  Problem solved.

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Couldn’t you just use a toilet paper tube?  Or one of your hubby’s sock rolls?

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1. Lipstick - June 24, 2009

The top part of a body pillow stuffed between the boobs also works.

2. wiserbud - June 24, 2009

The top part of a body pillow stuffed between the boobs also works.

It’s always worked for me…..

3. kevlarchick - June 25, 2009

wtf? Lips and wiser are right. Just jam part of the pillow up in there. It’s free and you don’t need a gay liitle bag to hide it in your beside table.

Honestly.

4. kevlarchick - June 25, 2009

wiser might need one of those full body space age support pillows, however.

5. geoff - June 25, 2009

Just jam part of the pillow up in there.

I’m not really seeing how this works…a little help here?

[Hint: I’m a visual learner.]

6. kevlarchick - June 25, 2009

geoff honey, you know how gravity works on the girls, what with childbirth and/or general maturing.

They get a little less perky and start flopping around. I’m sure you and the rest of the IB men know all about things flopping around.

7. Dave in Texas - June 25, 2009

Not me. I’m a visual learner too.

When tactile isn’t an option I mean.

8. White Lily - June 25, 2009

$65 ?!!?

9. skinbad - June 25, 2009

Couldn’t you just use a toilet paper tube? Or one of your hubby’s sock rolls? I’d suggest the new Burger King 7-incher. Cross-marketing potential galore.

10. geoff - June 25, 2009

When tactile isn’t an option I mean.

I’d even take scratch ‘n sniff at this point.

11. kevlarchick - June 25, 2009

7 incher? The King is an amateur.

12. Dave in Texas - June 25, 2009

Amateur porn star? Amateur basketball professional?

*I should stay outta the pool*

13. kevlarchick - June 25, 2009

True, Dave. Wimmins don’t suffer from SHRINKAGE.

14. Dave in Texas - June 25, 2009

Apparently I don’t suffer from “normal” restoration of same either.

Suffering being the wrong word at this point, but there’s only so much I can do with innuendo and self-deprecation.

15. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere - June 25, 2009

Suffering being the wrong word at this point, but there’s only so much I can do with innuendo and self-deprecation.</em.

So far, you're doing fine, Tiny.

16. Mark in NJ - June 25, 2009

Order today!…and we’ll throw in a pearl necklace at no extra charge

17. geoff - June 25, 2009

Order today!…and we’ll throw in a pearl necklace at no extra charge

I’m telling.

18. doc - June 25, 2009

Hell, for $65 I’ll come to your house and hold em BOTH, all ni9ht long baby. Who am I kidding – I’ll pay you the $65.

19. Dave in Texas - June 27, 2009

I think I could do that with my hand for less than twenty bucks.

20. Dave's wife - June 28, 2009

Make it 2 G’s and then we’ll talk.

21. Jones in CO - June 29, 2009

when did we discover that sidesleeper boobalanches were such a problem?

guys- just step up, do the right thing, and hold your woman’s jennifers thru the night- sometimes ya gotta take one for the team

22. Dave in Texas - June 29, 2009

I’ll certainly do my part,

although I’m not sure this would be considered particularly “restful”.


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