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Happy Independence Day! July 4, 2009

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1. Michael - July 4, 2009

No.

2. Rosetta - July 4, 2009

Do I get to be first on an IB thread?

3. Rosetta - July 4, 2009

Man, I really have hit rock bottom.

Remember these simple rules for a safe July 4th:

Watching Michael shoot bottle rockets out of his ass and suffering 3rd degree burns on his buttocks = fun

You shooting bottle rickets out of your ass and suffering 3rd degree burns on your buttocks ≠ fun.

Happy Independence Day, IBers.

4. lauraw - July 4, 2009

whoopty-shit

5. Rosetta - July 4, 2009

And when you figure out what bottle rickets are, let me know.

6. lauraw - July 4, 2009

I meant on the being first thing, not on the Happy Independence day thing, sheesH

7. Rosetta - July 4, 2009

Hey!!! FAT HUMP!!! Way to ruin my attempt at owning all the recent comments.

You will pay for that.

8. Rosetta - July 4, 2009

MOM!!! LAURAW RUINED THE THREAD!!!

9. Rosetta - July 4, 2009

Happy July 4th, lauraw.

*lights 30 smoke balls and throws them in lauraw’s freezer*

10. lauraw - July 4, 2009

How my ass taste, bitch?

I’m so looking forward to meeting you again.

I’m gonna call you a pussy right to your face, if you bend down a little bit so I can reach.

11. lauraw - July 4, 2009

Happy July 4th, Ricotta.

*threads a piece of a sparkler into one of Rosetta’s cigars*

12. lauraw - July 4, 2009

my sidebar

13. Rosetta - July 4, 2009

I ain’t skeered of you, Dumpty!!

Not to be racist but I wonder why no one has invented dark fireworks that you can shoot off during the day.

You know, you light them and they shoot up in the sky and burst into streams of molten colored oil or something.

That would kick ass.

14. lauraw - July 4, 2009

mine

15. lauraw - July 4, 2009

dammit

16. lauraw - July 4, 2009

Well, there’s always throwing watermelons and bottles of cranberry juice off tall buildings. That’s kind of the same idea.

17. daveintexas - July 4, 2009

GIRLFIGHT!

18. lauraw - July 4, 2009

Actually, flinging various objects with a catapult and watching them smash is probably better than fireworks, and that’s definitely a daytime activity.

19. Rosetta - July 4, 2009

Well, there’s always throwing watermelons and bottles of cranberry juice off tall buildings.

Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

20. lauraw - July 4, 2009

War in ancient times was a terrible business, except for the guys who operated the trebuchet. Those bastards were grinnin’ most of the time, I bet.

21. lauraw - July 4, 2009

As a baby? No.

22. lauraw - July 4, 2009

OK, I have to start dinner. Have a wonderful evening.

23. Michael - July 4, 2009

24. Rosetta - July 4, 2009

Was that a hybrid?

25. Rosetta - July 4, 2009

*makes note to invest in catapult energy right after I invest in biomass*

26. Rosetta - July 4, 2009

…right after…

Can I have admin rights here so I can correct my typos?

They piss me off.

27. Michael - July 4, 2009

No.

FIFY

28. Rosetta - July 4, 2009

Hahahahaha!

That is an example of why everyone hates you.

29. Michael - July 4, 2009

Site Administration is a lonely, thankless job.

30. daveintexas - July 4, 2009

“pult” is the sound a cat makes when you throw it against a wall.

31. Rosetta - July 4, 2009

This thread sucks.

32. Michael - July 4, 2009

Site Administration is a lonely, thankless job.

Well, it can be fun when I get to piss Rosetta off.

Hey, Rosetta, scroll to the top of the thread.

33. kevlarchick - July 4, 2009

I’m commenting from the beach! Still trying to shake off the heinous drive and horrendous traffic. Will take a few days and a few drinks.

Happy 4th all.

34. Rosetta - July 4, 2009

Hahaha. Jackass.

35. BrewFan - July 4, 2009

Happy 4th KC! Enjoy the beach!

36. Lipstick - July 4, 2009

KC, I hope you’re having a wonderful time at the beach.

Yippee! Have a drink for me!

37. PattyAnn - July 4, 2009

Happy Independence Day to everyone!

Michael, is it all right if I say here that tomorrow at the Hostages we will be having a “post your best Salsa Recipe” thread?

No? Well, who asked you?

38. geoff - July 4, 2009

Site Administration is a lonely, thankless job.

Site administration isn’t the root cause, methinks.

39. Rosetta - July 4, 2009

Michael, stop being mean to PattyAnn you jerk.

40. BrewFan - July 4, 2009

Hi PattyAnn! *waves*

Who’s the faggot with the M80? Oh, hi Rosetta!

41. daveintexas - July 4, 2009

A summer vacation at the beach on the 4th – sweet! Have fun! Don’t do tequila shots. I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT HERE.

42. Michael - July 4, 2009

Michael, is it all right if I say here that tomorrow at the Hostages we will be having a “post your best Salsa Recipe” thread?

Of course, Patty Ann. Unlike Rosetta, I like you. Come back tomorrow and give us a link.

43. Michael - July 4, 2009

I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT HERE.

True. I was a witness. But hey, Dave, thanks for buying the Tequila shooters.

Not to mention the Kahlua shooters they gave you by mistake. Bad combination.

44. Michael - July 4, 2009

When Dave brought out the tray of Kahlua shots (obviously a communication breakdown at the noisy bar), he was already feeling pretty good, and he was splainin’ how this must be an extra dark and rich tequila (which is probably what he actually ordered). But the shit was black. No tequila looks like that.

I tossed one back anyway, and cracked up when I realized it was Kahlua. That whole evening was really fun.

True story.

45. kevlarchick - July 4, 2009

No shots for me tonight. I’m sure the mood will strike later this week after I sink into full relaxation mode. Drunk posting ahead!!!

46. Michael - July 4, 2009

KC, I’ll bet your bushes are lonely without me hiding out there.

47. Pupster - July 4, 2009

Kahlua shots?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

(Actually…that sounds pretty good right now.)

48. PattyAnn - July 4, 2009

“Of course, Patty Ann. Unlike Rosetta, I like you. Come back tomorrow and give us a link.”

Thank you, Michael. I see what you did with that lawyerly phrasing there. Does that mean you don’t like Rosetta or Rosetta doesn’t like me?

49. PattyAnn - July 4, 2009

Hi, FNFH!

50. daveintexas - July 4, 2009

Drunk posting?

Goodness, whatever in the world is that?

51. Vmaximus - July 4, 2009

I started marinating some chicken tonight to throw on the grill. On a whim I added 2 shots of Kahlua to the marinade. If it turns out ok I will be sure to brag about it.

If not you might not hear anything.

52. TattooedIntellectual - July 4, 2009

Happy I Day!

53. daveintexas - July 4, 2009

It’s a 104 fargin degrees here today.

Send beer.

54. Vmaximus - July 4, 2009

Zeke
fierce
feirce

55. Vmaximus - July 4, 2009

Zeke and Emma
The Dance
the dance

56. Vmaximus - July 4, 2009

Whispering in your ear
whispering in your ear

57. Vmaximus - July 4, 2009

cross eyed Funny Face
Why did you wake me up?

58. Vmaximus - July 4, 2009

oops that last one was wrong sorry

I will quit spamming you now Michael

Happy 4th

59. Vmaximus - July 4, 2009

this is the funny face
funny face

60. Michael - July 4, 2009

I will quit spamming you now Michael

My day is not complete without your dog pics.

61. Michael - July 4, 2009

We don’t have a flag holder installed yet at this house, so Cathy just kinda stuck our flag in a palm tree out by the curb.

Gotta give her credit for originality, but it looks a little weird. I’m expecting a letter from the neighborhood association.

62. Michael - July 4, 2009

Does that mean you don’t like Rosetta or Rosetta doesn’t like me?

Both, actually.

I like you because you came to my home and you were a delightful lady.

Rosetta does not like you. I don’t know why, but he keeps sending me emails saying horrible things about you. I don’t believe any of it, of course.

63. BrewFan - July 4, 2009

Trouble brewing

64. PattyAnn - July 4, 2009

Thank you. Cathy and you were charming hosts.
Ricola doesn’t really like anybody; he just fakes it.

65. Michael - July 4, 2009

Ricola doesn’t really like anybody; he just fakes it.

Yeah, it’s sad. Something bad must have happened to him when he was a child. Something that made his hair fall out. We should feel sorry for him.

66. Vmaximus - July 4, 2009

my hair is too long it must be 1/4″
I need to shave it

67. Lipstick - July 4, 2009

Vmax, I love the dog photos, and today’s were particularly good. Zeke is getting so big!

I’m afraid of big dogs, unless they’re like yours.

68. daveintexas - July 4, 2009

HAH. He’s all legs and tail now, trying to grow into them.

Too cute.

69. lauraw - July 4, 2009

Does Zeke try to clean Bear’s ears?

Our girl Ruby used to do that to our old Lab. Drove him nuts, but eventually he’d lie down and let it happen with a sour expression on his frosted old mug.

70. daveintexas - July 4, 2009

Nobody likes gettin their ears cleaned.

71. lauraw - July 4, 2009

WHAT?

72. daveintexas - July 4, 2009

*puts sour expression on my frosted old mug* oh, OOOHHKAYYY.

73. Lipstick - July 4, 2009

Benny the Ferret tries to clean the other ferrets’ ears. They don’t put up with it much.

They especially don’t like it when he drinks from the water bowl and then puts water in their ears.

There are some kick ass fireworks going on here!

74. daveintexas - July 5, 2009

I’m hoping the neighborhood boys have had enough fun. Poor ol Moses is a bit skittery right now.

75. Lipstick - July 5, 2009

Who’s a good boy Moses, hmmm, who’s a good boy?

76. daveintexas - July 5, 2009

He seems to have calmed down now, chewing on his blanket.

Oh, and Moses is ok too.

77. Retired Geezer - July 5, 2009

I’m expecting a letter from the neighborhood association.

After the IBMMP the Neighborhood Association is still in shock.


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