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Greatest Nut Shot Ever! August 4, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Ducks, Economics, Entertainment, Food, Handblogging, Heroes, History, Humor, Man Laws, Music, Sex.
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Watching this reminded me of those old Bugs Bunny and Tom & Jerry cartoons. But why was that fat guy just standing there, waiting to get a boot in the balls?

Maybe my wife is correct with her assertion that men are inherently not very bright.


1. composmentis - August 5, 2009

It’s too bad that probably won’t render him sterile so he cannot reproduce.

2. Dave in Texas - August 5, 2009

It’s not an intelligence thing. Feats of strength.

We’ve been doing shit like this since we were old enough to put buckets on our heads and run into the wall.

It’s just what we do.

3. lauraw - August 5, 2009

Somebody must have promised him something. A cupcake, perhaps.

4. composmentis - August 5, 2009

A cupcake, perhaps.

With sprinkles no doubt.

5. Dave in Texas - August 5, 2009

Hey, for a cupcake with sprinkles I’d let em set the boot on fire.

6. lauraw - August 5, 2009

“Crushed nuts?”

–“No, rheumatism.”

7. composmentis - August 5, 2009

“Crushed nuts?”


“You want your nuts crushed?”

“Hell no! You want your tits blown off??”

8. lauraw - August 5, 2009

Let’s never tell a whole joke again, Sweetie. Straight to the punch line for the rest of our lives.

“Would I…!”

—“Hare lip! Hare lip!”

9. lauraw - August 5, 2009

“I was talking to the horse”

10. composmentis - August 5, 2009

“That’s right. . . if I had a vagina, I could’ve owned Manhattan by now!”

11. lauraw - August 5, 2009

“Yeah, Eumenides?”

12. lauraw - August 5, 2009
13. Dave in Texas - August 5, 2009

“She’s got acute angina”.

“Yeah, she got a pair of nice tits too!”

14. Gnus - August 5, 2009

A young lad gets sent to the store.

“Hello, Mr. Jones. Momma wants a can of pineapple, and says how’s your Missus doing?”

Grocer says, “Crushed or whole?”

“Her did?”

15. composmentis - August 5, 2009

“Well, apparently her stance is too wide.”

16. composmentis - August 5, 2009

“Ever since he ate that billiard ball, he measures everything before he eats it!”

17. composmentis - August 5, 2009

“His dick was stuck in the chicken.”

18. composmentis - August 5, 2009

“Know it? I wrote it! And I DON’T TAKE REQUESTS!”

19. skinbad - August 5, 2009

“I’m not sure about the other two, but the tattoo in the middle is Willie Nelson.”

20. reason - August 5, 2009

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘im!

21. Mac - August 5, 2009

“All right, lady, it can be your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it first!”

22. BrewFan - August 5, 2009

“And dat what make him so mean!”

23. reason - August 5, 2009

“Wanna buy a toothbrush?”

24. BrewFan - August 5, 2009

“I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and a fucked up duck for ten bucks”

25. Mac - August 5, 2009

“Twenty dollars, same as in town!”

26. harrison - August 5, 2009

“Help me find my keys and we’ll drive outta here.”

27. BrewFan - August 5, 2009

“If you can’t screw, you might as well mow the lawn”

28. reason - August 6, 2009

“You aren’t seeing your dentist tomorrow, too, are you?”

29. GrumpyUnk - August 6, 2009

“Now where’s that Eskimo woman I gotta kill?”

I really wonder if this is a moral story for us all. The fat kid taking the boot to the balls would be us, The citizens.
Graphic demonstration of what will happen to us if we don’t go along with the Obama takeover of the States.

Supporters get a soft slipper to the nutsack instead of a boot. You still end up with your nards kicked. Just not so hard.

30. reason - August 6, 2009

“You idiot! He said he was looking for a UNIX programmer!”

31. Mac - August 6, 2009

“Can you believe my husband is playing golf in this weather?”

32. Mac - August 6, 2009

“Let me see you hands! You’ve been bowling, haven’t you?”

33. Mac - August 6, 2009

“Why am I so mad? I had a wish, and I wasted on that stupid duck!”

34. reason - August 6, 2009

And so he says to St. Peter, “So there I was, hiding in a refrigerator…”

35. Mac - August 6, 2009

“Oh, that one? God keeps that one in his office. Uses for a fan.”

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