The Perfect Birthday Song September 21, 2009
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Man, this is one bouncy little tune.
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Happy Birthday, Dave?
Seems like it’s that time of the year, so I’m going to commit:
Happy Birthday, Dave!!
Hubby sings this song to himself on his birthday. All day long. It’s really annoying.
Pupster
wiserbud
TIMMAH!
^Uhm…never mind. New phone.
I have it on good authority that Dave’s birthday was 20 days ago. And by ‘good’ I mean ‘questionable’.
On this day in 1972, NFL linebacker and berry enthusiast Nate Dingle was born.
http://tinyurl.com/252zau
Congratulations! You’re Older!
And now that pupster’s made his email public…
RELEASE THE SPAM.
I actually sneaked it by you guys on the 2nd.
Really looking forward to my colonoscopy.
Yeah…’bout TIME there was a little INPUT around here.
By the way, jalapeños on the burger? Bad idea jeans.
Happy Birthday Dave!
@11 – hey, call me up sometime when you’re in the area. I can SHARE SOME STORIES…
OT:
Mark Hemmingway from NRO Corner just linked to Geoff’s unemployment chart. He bemoans the lack of triangles, I think.
>>Really looking forward to my colonoscopy.
Um.. you will have to look behind. That is where they do it.
Um.. you will have to look behind. That is where they do it.
When my turn comes, as it soon will, I ain’t lookin’ at all. That way, quantum mechanically, it’ll be like it never happened.
*epic clench*
She’s gonna blow!!
Can we go back to talking about waterlillies and moob-coozies now?
Dude. Try a mammogram sometime. Pancake city.
Dave could probably get one of those.
They give them to dudes. My friend had a cyst on his chest in the nippular area, and he had to get one. He says the ladies at the clinic just laaaaughed and laughed.
Womens can be so cruel.
My mammogram wasn’t that bad at all. hmmm, maybe they did it wrong.
As for the butt check-ups, I heard that they introduce a lot of air into the area. So, if you’re leaving the doctor’s office and are alone in a small elevator and release this air, it would be embarrassing if when the now foul conveyance hit the ground floor, there were three people standing there about to enter the putrid elevator.
That’s what I heard from, uh, a friend.
I hear mammograms are worse when there isn’t as much to pancake? Haven’t had to have one yet.
I hear mammograms are worse when there isn’t as much to pancake?
Maybe that explains why it “wasn’t that bad” for Lipstick. Makes sense to me.
Well, I’m due for another one, so I will report back.
>> Dude. Try a mammogram sometime. Pancake city.
No thanks. I will however give you a free self-exam if you want.
I suppose it isn’t really a self-exam if I do it though.
We’ll call it the “Dave-O-Mammo-Gram”
Mammogram talk makes this blog like 100000% more interesting.
No thanks. I will however give you a free self-exam if you want.
I’ll do it for half of what Dave charges.
How does someone give someone else a self-exam?
I’ll do it for half of what Dave charges.
I’ll do one for half of what Dave charges.
*gets confused and accidentally divides a breast exam by zero*
*A huge space ship suddenly materializes above Sweden*
>> I’ll do it for half of what Dave charges.
Charges? You can do that?
*puts away credit card.
How does someone give someone else a self-exam?
You’ve obviously never been with 3 ft of Dave.
I don’t know about wiser’s boobs,
but I can tell you his butt-steak seems healthy enough.
but I can tell you his butt-steak seems healthy enough.
Thanks, Dave. Do you take Blue Cross?
>> Do you take Blue Cross?
like a viking
Team IB Secret Code Names:
wiserbud: Rump Roast
DinTX: Mr. Whipple
geoff: The Cartesian Cipher
Lauraw: The Hot Hunchback.
Pythagorean Phantom
Note that this whole thread is a result of KC talking about getting her boobs pancaked, which I thought was pretty hot.
Damn you, KC.
I’m going to stop thinking about pancaked boobs now. I really am. I’m going to think about Pure Lutheran Doctrine™.
Kevlarchick: Tits Under Glass
That’s a delicacy in the south.
I used to cook at a Perkins, and I have big hands.
I know pancakes.
That’s a delicacy in the south.
I imagine it’s a delicacy everywhere.
TFH!!!!
I was a short order cook at Denny’s on I-35 in Carrollton.
I know how to deliver the Aunt Jemima treatment.
BTW, the best item at a Perkins is the potato pancakes. With bacon and apple sauce.
It’s also a big pain in the ass for the cooks during rush hours, because they have to churn out those cakes really fast, and the potato pancakes take too long and tie up space on the griddle.
Goodnight, moroncritters and lovebugs.
Goodnight, moroncritters and lovebugs.
Hugs and cuddles, my misshapen fantasy girl.
night gal!
Awww, my mom used to call me a “lovebug.”
*Michael slaps his face repeatedly*
I really do not want to confuse my feelings about Lauraw with my Mom.
G’night, Miss Laura.
Back to proposing, I guess. Quit distracting me, you guys!!
Awww, my mom used to call me a “lovebug.”
Awww. Night Sweetiepies.