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The Anthropogenic Global Warming Hoax Does Something Good October 30, 2009

Posted by Michael in Art, Humor, Man Laws, Politics, Pop Culture.
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Finally.  The credulous dupes in the AGW gaggle make an appeal which is worth our attention.

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I guess they figured out that polar bears aren’t really drowning.   In fact, they’re doing just fine.  So, they need some new mascots.

The new mascots get two thumbs up from me.

The AGW propagandists obviously need to change their tactics in order to distract us from genuinely inconvenient truths, like the fact that Al Gore’s famous “hockey stick” graph has been exposed as a fraud, and his alleged link between AGW and hurricanes has been proven to be spurious.  Let’s not even get started on the subject of arctic sea ice and the evidence of subsurface volcanic activity, or the opposite trend in Antarctic sea ice.

It does not matter.  The AGW activists made a good choice.  You can sell anything with almost nekkid women.  Maybe they got this idea from the PETA playbook.

Meanwhile, solar surface activity remains quiet and the recent warming trend, which correlates with sunspot activity and was within historic norms in any event, has screeched to a halt during the last decade.

But never mind all that.  You must admit, those are some major hot chicks.  If I got a date with any of them, I would hide my V-8 SUV three blocks away from my house and rent some sissy hybrid car.

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1. Michael the Second - October 30, 2009

Maybe Al can hire these women to walk around with him and he can do the whole Robert Palmer thing.

2. MostlyRight - October 30, 2009

Expensive strip-tease.

I’m gonna watch the last half again now.

3. kevlarchick - October 30, 2009

I like those black sequinned panties, but they might be a little itchy.

4. lauraw - October 30, 2009

I wonder if any of those women can actually explain AGW or if they know that CO2 is not a pollutant.

5. Dave in Texas - October 30, 2009

Somebody get those girls a sammich stat.

6. Joey Buzz - October 30, 2009

I mean how many layers does one need?
Here is a very cool graph in honor of g’s birfday last week.

7. Anonymous - October 30, 2009

I wonder if any of those women can actually explain AGW or if they know that CO2 is not a pollutant.

I’m sorry, what? Did you say something?

HAve you ever heard the term “good stupid?”

8. wiserbud - October 30, 2009

I wonder if any of those women can actually explain AGW or if they know that CO2 is not a pollutant.

I’m sorry, what? Did you say something?

Have you ever heard the term “good stupid?”

9. Mrs. Peel - October 30, 2009

Wait…so all those times that men assured me that they loved me for my brain, they were LYING?!?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

10. compos mentis - October 30, 2009

Have you ever heard the term “good stupid?”

Easy to manipu-, errr, educate.

11. compos mentis - October 30, 2009

Wait…so all those times that men assured me that they loved me for my brain, they were LYING?!?!?!

Smarts are hot, but they can only carry you so far. It helps to have a nice fanny.

12. wiserbud - October 30, 2009

Wait…so all those times that men assured me that they loved me for my brain, they were LYING?!?!?!

You, Mrs. Peel, are what we call a triple-threat.

Brains, beauty and a brilliant sense of humor.

(The sense of humor being the most important of the three to me.)

13. Dave in Texas - October 30, 2009

I’m reminded of a love sonnet, composed by Steve Dallas from the old Bloom County cartoon.

“Baby, in my dreams yer all I sees
boobs, butt and knees
Be my main squeeze”

14. skinbad - October 30, 2009

“If you want to see 19-year-old girls fully disrobe, get a politician involved.”

Sounds about right.

15. Tushar - October 30, 2009

I don’t get it. I did not listen to the audio, but it seems that a cold planet will give us frumpy chicks laden with clothes. A warm planet will give us girls wearing almost nothing. How exactly does this clip convince me to fight global warming?

16. Michael - October 30, 2009

I did not listen to the audio . . .

Tushar, I’m sorry you did not listen. Each of those girls promised to have sex with you if you fight global warming.

17. Tushar - October 30, 2009

>>Each of those girls promised to have sex with you if you fight global warming.

Why are they being punished like that?

18. Uniball - October 30, 2009

“Why are they being punished like that?”

HAA!

19. wiserbud - October 30, 2009

mercy comment.

20. sandy burger - October 30, 2009

CO2 is not a pollutant

The issue with global warming isn’t that CO2 is a pollutant. The issue is that CO2 is opaque to infrared light.

Whether or not our emissions will have much effect on the climate is unknown, despite the fervent certainty of almost everyone on both sides of the aisle.

21. lauraw - October 30, 2009

Well, they talk about it as if it’s a pollutant, my old pal Sandy.

22. skinbad - October 30, 2009

One of the local newspapers did a story on carbon monoxide poisoning and the headline said something like “Family Barely Survives CO2 Leak.”

23. d3ft punk - October 30, 2009

#17 wins the thread.

And, from my limited experience with both winters in Canada and summer in Iraq, hot means less clothes. Are the rules different for the unsammiched?

24. sandy burger - October 30, 2009

Well, they talk about it as if it’s a pollutant

I just wish they wouldn’t.

It’s funny; I don’t think it’s really about global warming for many of them. It’s about doomsday.

If global warming actually happens, then our responses to it will have to be very different from what the lefties like to discuss today. But then, they’re not discussing realistic climate change, they’re discussing the apocalypse.

We humans are just naturally drawn to eschatology.

25. lauraw - October 30, 2009

It’s about doomsday.

DING DING DING

26. Enas Yorl - October 30, 2009

Don’t immanentize the eschaton!

27. Enas Yorl - October 30, 2009

Here ya go: geeky pumpkins!

28. Michael - October 30, 2009

Wow, Enas. Some people really put their heart into pumpkin-carving.

29. Hagbard Celine - October 31, 2009

Don’t immanentize the eschaton!

Think for yourself, asshole.

*Fnord*


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