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Viva il Papa! November 24, 2009

Posted by Edward von Bear in Entertainment, Lurkers, Personal Experiences, Religion, Sidebar Flag Bullshit.
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Benedicto XVI.

If this won’t attract a flag from La Santa Sede, nothing will.

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1. Pope Benedict XVI - November 24, 2009

Just stopping by to drop this comment off through an anonymizer.

You may as well know, this site is blocked by the Vatican’s decency filters.

I know, I know. Look, I talked to our IT guy about getting it unblocked, and he said he’d have to “run it by the Cardinals first”. In other words, it ain’t gonna happen anytime soon. Those guys love trying to pull rank on me.

I mean, I’ve got an order of monks that checks in on H2 every Friday, supposedly to pray for sinners, and I can’t stop in here just once to lay down the law on some punk-ass Lutheran? Kinduv ridiculous when you think about it. But I’ve got bigger problems on my plate than palace politics and web surfing, so whatever. Pick your battles, I guess.

Seriously, did John Paul II have to deal with this crap?

Anyhow, enough about me. It’s your souls I’m worried about. Go to mass. Especially you atheists, whose beautiful souls are untainted by heresies. And for God’s sake, stay away from the Gehenna that is H2. God loves all his children, but just between you and me, those people ain’t right.

Blessings and love.

2. Dave in Texas - November 24, 2009

That’s a pretty good snare.

3. harrison - November 24, 2009

Especially you atheists, whose beautiful souls are untainted by heresies.

I wouldn’t bet on it. I was Episcopalian.

4. Retired Geezer - November 24, 2009

The sockpuppet Pope was teh Awesome.

Wait, that was the Real Pope?

5. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere - November 24, 2009

And for God’s sake, stay away from the Gehenna that is H2. God loves all his children, but just between you and me, those people ain’t right.

Look, Your Eminence. Being a pro-test-ant raised in a catholic community, I do reserve a certain respect for you and your office, but you aren’t any JPII, ok? I mean, I knew JPII, and you’re no JPII, so perhaps you might consider how that whole “Ambassador of Christ…But At A Distance” thing really isn’t working out so well, Mkay?
Bats may be annoying and pedantic, especially with that whole “Pure Luthern Dogma” thing, but at least he’ll enter the wretch hive of scum and villany to preach the word to the unwashed masses.

6. lauraw - November 24, 2009

Ed, why are you trying to help Michael?
Don’t you understand how this whole thing works over here?

7. Dave in Texas - November 24, 2009

unclear on the concept.

8. Eddie The Bear - November 24, 2009

Laura: I’m a giver


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