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At Last!! The Chart is Productized!! December 23, 2009

Posted by geoff in News.
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Due to overwhelming demand (well, one guy asked), I have collaborated* with the illustrious S. Weasel to bring you an exciting series of products featuring this Weaselized version of The Chart:

Pretty spiffy, eh? Yes, friend, you have your choice of t-shirts, coffee mugs, postcards and greeting cards, all available here. It’s madness, I’m telling you – we can’t keep prices this low forever!!

And while you’re shopping, don’t miss the rest of S. Weasel’s offerings, including Zombie Reagan merchandise, weaselly stuff, and various other conservativish-type thingies, which you’ll find here.

*”collaborated” means I mentioned it to her and she did all the work.

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1. wiserbud - December 23, 2009

And just in time for Christmas!!!!!!

oh……wait…….

2. geoff - December 23, 2009

oh……wait…….

We’re counting on the $2 billion in lost sales from the snowstorm. I’m certain there’s an enormous pent-up demand for new buying opportunities.

Absolutely certain. Really, really certain.

3. Nan G - December 23, 2009

3/4 of a million census workers (although temporary) and 1 million also temporary poll watchers will surely skew the data soon.
Add to them all of the phantom jobs and what recession?

4. MostlyRight - December 23, 2009

Remember us when you’re living off your hundreds as an ex-pat in Belize.

5. geoff - December 23, 2009

Remember us when you’re living off your hundreds as an ex-pat in Belize.

All proceeds go to S. Weasel’s drinking fund.

She’s going to need to move a lot of merchandise to make a dent in that.

6. MostlyRight - December 23, 2009

I do like the idea of sending off a bajillion of those postcards to our elected representatives.

I also like the idea that our elected representatives would actually give a shit.

I’m going to go spend some more time perusing S. Weasel’s site…not too shabby from a quick first look!

7. geoff - December 23, 2009

I’m going to go spend some more time perusing S. Weasel’s site…not too shabby from a quick first look!

She’s very smart, funny, and talented. She’s the last entry in the Blogroll at the right.

8. mesa in Texas - December 23, 2009

To those of you Hostage hangers on’ers — Secret Santa is about to start.

Nice chart.

9. mesa in Texas - December 23, 2009

Oh, and be the coolest kid on the block with stuff from my store — http://www.zazzle.com/mesablue

I get ten per cent of every purchase, so buy in bulk

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11. Dan - December 24, 2009

A perfect product: 2″x3″ stickers of this that we can buy in packages of 100 or more. Guerilla stickering campaign.

12. redc1c4 - December 24, 2009

yer gonna need a whole new graphic when January’s numbers punch right through the top of that sucker….

seasonal w*rker layoffs and all the companies that *didn’t* get the expected Xmas sales throwing in the towel…..

13. Michael - December 24, 2009

I’ve been drinking coffee every day for years from the same University of Michigan coffee mug because I am a fan of Michigan football.

But let’s face it, Michigan football sucks these days, and The Chart is a winner. So I have ordered 2 Geoff’s Chart mugs, a regular “ringer” model (in Michigan blue) and the travel one for my commute to work.

14. lauraw - December 24, 2009

I think it would be a brilliant stroke to buy a couple packs of postcards and distribute them to teaparty people so they can write their congresscritters on The Chart postcards.

I’d do it, if I had any friends.

15. geoff - December 24, 2009

So I have ordered 2 Geoff’s Chart mugs, a regular “ringer” model (in Michigan blue) and the travel one for my commute to work.

Another satisfied customer!!

(“Another” is probably optimistic, of course)

Think I’m going to grab a t-shirt and mug when I get back from the Christmas doings.

16. GrumpyUnk - December 24, 2009

I bought some of these spiffy, Shit Sandwich” cards from her and sent them to all of the offices of my congressman.

http://tinyurl.com/ylnufrl

Gonna need some more.

17. Leftist douchebag - December 24, 2009

At least Sarah Palin isn’t President.

18. astonerii - December 24, 2009

can you make one for the real effects of the health care legislation.

19. Rick - December 24, 2009

Putting that on a condom would be a real conversation starter. Or ender. The important thing is I could finally blame my sexual failures on liberalism, where blame rightfully belongs.

20. eman - December 24, 2009

This red line goes to 11.

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