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Monkeys Eating Jell-O? Monkeys Eating Jell-O! January 3, 2010

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This is from the Bronx Zoo. Apparently, this helps stimulate their foraging instincts.

That, and my daughter saw it last night and laughed with me.


1. harrison - January 3, 2010

Does the Jell-o have carrot or pineapple in it?

2. Eddie The Bear - January 3, 2010


3. Russ from Winterset - January 3, 2010

1. And in the days of Nixon, Taylor and his companions set out on a trip from Cape Kennedy.

2. After much tribulation and drama, they arrived in Ape City to find monkeys eating Jello.

3. The monkeys feasted on Jello and crabcakes, but did not place pineapple in their Jello, which angered The Lord and caused him to whisper to Taylor:

4. “Taylor, who hast played my Main Man Moses in the Past, along with Judah Ben Hur and Andrew Jackson, thou shalt go down amongst those monkeys and instruct them in the ways of proper Jello preparation.

5. Because you are speaking in my name, I give you this Holy AR15 and many mags of consecrated cartridges so that they will know that I am your rabbi.

6. So Taylor went down amongst the apes, and when they saw him, they marveled at his clothes, which did not look like he’d been living in them for years, unlike the other humans of this land.

7. Zaius, the leader of the apes said to Taylor “Man, what do you want?”, and frowned upon Taylor, because he was a sourpuss & that is just how he rolls.

8. Taylor raised his Holy Assault Rifle and said “GET YOUR STINKIN’ PAWS OFF ME, YOU DIRTY APES!” and proceeded to instruct them in the ways of Jello preparation.

9. This continued for many days, until The Lord in his infinite wisdom brought forth Brent and Nova to help the apes invade the mutant city where the Alpha-Omega cobalt bomb dwelt.

10. But that, is another story.

(Book of Heston, Chapter 7)

4. Lipstick - January 4, 2010

Those monkeys just look stupid,

And nice bible stuff Russ. As a Catholic, I never got to read the bible.

5. Russ from Winterset - January 4, 2010

It’s amazing what you’ll find if you just sit down and read the darn thing.

6. Lipstick - January 4, 2010

Without being forced to??!

7. skinbad - January 4, 2010

More pawing at jiggly stuff than a Paris Hilton home movie.

Though the number if simians involved is probably about the same.

8. Lipstick - January 4, 2010

I didn’t mean it was a stupid video, just that the monkeys kept dropping the berries. I was yelling “dude, one just rolled off the table — get it!”

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