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The Grand Pageantry of Sports February 26, 2010

Posted by skinbad in Sports, Women Ranting.
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In honor of the Canadian women winning hockey gold, some pictures from their classy and understated celebration combined with a mixture of Strange Brew quotations.

I gotta take a leak so bad, I can taste it.

There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.

I'll be in the cafeteria selling smokes.

Just testing the brakes, eh, they feel a little soft.

My brother always said that drowning in beer would be like heaven.

If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss ya.

Congratulations to our northern neighbors!

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1. skinbad - February 26, 2010

BTW, if anyone thinks my panties need untwisting, I don’t really care about how they celebrate. I’m generally anti-fun police with this kind of stuff.

2. lauraw - February 26, 2010
3. Dave in Texas - February 26, 2010

Unpolished or Zambonered?

4. skinbad - February 26, 2010

First place: gold medal, flowers, orbital waxer

5. kevlarchick - February 26, 2010

If I had won the gold, the first thing I would do is change outta those fugly uniforms. And I would not be reclining on ice, thank you.

I had a real bad experience with my first (and last) cigar. I smoked it too fast, got real dizzy, and then threw up. I will stick to breathing deeply when others smoke them.

6. wiserbud - February 26, 2010

Well there’ll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight.

7. Cathy - February 26, 2010

Fugly uniforms. But cute gals. In fact, most are babes.

Let ’em drink and smoke.

Kev, I’m with you. I’d be outta that uniform pronto.

But THEY are hockey players, comfy with being stuck in all that padding in cold weather for long periods of time when there’s no dressing room around.

8. wiserbud - February 26, 2010

People are stunned that hockey players behaved like this?

What would stun me is if figure skaters did this.

9. Cathy - February 26, 2010

People are stunned that hockey players behaved like this?

Agree with ya, Darlin’

Original movie “Slap-Shot” with Paul Neuman = Awesome!!

10. geoff - February 26, 2010

But cute gals. In fact, most are babes. Let ‘em drink and smoke.

Yep. I think the sincerity of, and devotion to, the celebration just adds to the babeinaciousness.

11. Cathy - February 26, 2010

Now this is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i_D6oQO6b8&quot; fun on the ice.

12. wiserbud - February 26, 2010

Yep. I think the sincerity of, and devotion to, the celebration just adds to the babeinaciousness.

You say that until the nude pictures get released…..

13. Cathy - February 26, 2010

Trying again… fun on the ice.

14. rich - February 26, 2010

“What would stun me is if figure skaters did this.”

That would be so awesome, I’d have to watch figure skating just for the after party.

15. Dave in Texas - February 26, 2010

>> the first thing I would do is change outta those fugly uniforms. And I would not be reclining on ice

Good thinkin. I’m with ya.

16. Thomas Jefferson - February 26, 2010

Drunken lesbians are overrated–but not overtly so.

17. Eddie The Bear - February 27, 2010

FWIW, the Captain of Team Canada is the cousin of Doug Wickenheiser, one of the all time heroes of STL Blues Hockey
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayley_Wickenheiser


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