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Dallas Celebrities At Their Very Worst March 10, 2010

Posted by Michael in Art.

We in Dallas are proud of our local culture.  It takes a lot to embarrass us.

It takes something as awful as this:

Apparently, this was an attempt to promote Dallas as the next Super Bowl venue (which, by the way,  is a serious proposition given the awesome new Cowboys stadium in Arlington).

Gawd, I hope nobody from Houston sees this.


1. Enas Yorl - March 10, 2010

I got 21 seconds in and had to bail.

2. Sobek - March 10, 2010

28 seconds, just to beat Enas at something.

3. Michael - March 10, 2010

Aw man, you guys are missing the nearly-naked chick with huge hooters at 2:35.

4. daveintexas - March 10, 2010


5. Cathy - March 11, 2010

*note to self: Karaoke always better drunk*

6. Eddie The Bear - March 11, 2010

IIRC, the NFL is trying to get a Super Bowl at the new outdoor stadium in NY/NJ

7. BrewFan - March 11, 2010

Aw man, you guys are missing the nearly-naked chick with huge hooters at 2:35.


*yes, I took one for the team. Hangs head in shame*

8. Hotspur - March 11, 2010

You guys poat another one like this, and I just may have to remove you from my bookmarks bar.

9. TXMarko - March 11, 2010

This video was created to pitch the Dallas Super Bowl bid to… whom? Someone with incredibly poor taste and judgement?

The nearly-naked chick with huge hooters was none other than Clarice Tinsley.

10. mesa in Texas - March 15, 2010


Don’t worry, Houston doesn’t think much about Dallas.

11. PattyAnn - March 15, 2010

Gawd, they couldn’t get Charlie Pride?

12. daveintexas - March 15, 2010

Heh. Look at the boy. He’s been here all winter and he’s ready to step into the “Dallas vs. Houston Family Feud”.

Both of you boys need to go scuff up yer boots a little.

13. Cathy - March 15, 2010

*dave plays ref*


14. daveintexas - March 15, 2010

Referee? Goodness no.

No I just meant that before Michael is allowed to go off on Houston from Dallas like he’s J.R. Ewing or something, first he has to ride on a real live actual horsey. Those are the rules. Now, I know what you’re gonna say.

I don’t write the rules. But those are the rules.

15. Michael - March 15, 2010

I have ridden on several real live horseys. In fact, I punched one in the mouth that was trying to bite me, on advice from the trail guide. For some reason, they gave me the mean one.

I thought I told that story already. Somewhere.

16. daveintexas - March 15, 2010

Did I leave out the part about nekkid, except for chaps?

I probably did.

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