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Reason #357,294 Why Michael Should Never Drink Again July 20, 2010

Posted by wiserbud in AA - Uncategorized, Humor, Stupid shit.
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Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

*cough

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1. wiserbud - July 20, 2010

wait, aren’t you supposed to approve my stuff first?

2. Tushar - July 20, 2010

I noticed something at the meatup. In America, people hug each other with their right ears near each other. In India we hug with the left ears near each other. This caused a bit of confusion every time I was hugging someone.

Indian method is better, because our hearts, being on the left side, are touching each other when we hug Indian style.

3. lauraw - July 20, 2010

Funny meetup moment: Tushar comes up to me barking that I should not smoke. So I bark right back at him that he should not smoke, young healthy guy like him.

He starts telling me how young I am, I tell him I’m forty, and he says, “Oh, so I’m actually a few years younger than you.”

So he couldn’t lecture at me anymore because I’m his elder. He shut off like a toy running out of battery power.

4. Dave in Texas - July 20, 2010

you young whelps.

5. Tushar - July 20, 2010

We Indians respect our elders. And try to set the young ones right. Even if it is just by a year or two.

6. Tushar - July 20, 2010

Laura, I still think you should not smoke. You are beautiful, and smoking is not exactly good for staying beautiful. I am ugly to begin with, so I am all set.

7. lauraw - July 20, 2010

….it is wonderful and sweet that you care, Tushar. And I know that you are right. Scott and I have quit a couple times…one of these days it’s gonna work.

8. Cathy - July 20, 2010

Reason #357,294 Why Michael Should Never Drink Again

Only 357,294 ???

9. MCPO Airdale - July 20, 2010

Wiser really got the keys?! OMG!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

10. wiserbud - July 20, 2010

Only 357,294 ???

Not being married to him, that’s all I could think of.

I’m sure you have a much more comprehensive list.

11. kevlarchick - July 20, 2010

Welcome Wiserbud. Thank God someone is here to take the huge burden of posting off of my shoulders. whew.

12. wiserbud - July 20, 2010

Thanks, Kevl. I only hope I can live up to the incredibly highs standards that have already been set by folks like you and…..

Hmmmmm………

13. Lipstick - July 20, 2010

Ahem

14. harrison - July 20, 2010

Me.

15. TXMarko - July 20, 2010

T-Pain.

16. lauraw - July 20, 2010

*throws another pencil into the ceiling tile*

54! HAH!

17. harrison - July 20, 2010

And you wonder why your office supply costs have gone through the roof.

18. lauraw - July 20, 2010

*ceiling tile starts to crack in the middle*

*bead of sweat forms on brow as I take aim yet again*

19. harrison - July 20, 2010

…into the ceiling tile*
through the roof.

Didja see what I did there?

20. scottw - July 20, 2010

*tackles Harrison*

*promises him a cupcake, some gum, and a paddleball game if he’s a good boy*

*opens door of van*

21. lauraw - July 20, 2010

HAA HA HA HAAA ooops!

That wasn’t scott, that was me.

It’s funnier that way, though.

22. harrison - July 20, 2010

That wasn’t Scott?
Teaser!

23. BrewFan - July 20, 2010

In India we hug with the left ears near each other.

When we hugged there was grinding too. You Indians are very affectionate people!

24. Cathy - July 20, 2010

60 degrees here tonight.

Gonna sleeeeep with windows open.

Gonna sleeeeep like a baby.

25. wiserbud - July 20, 2010

dream of me.

26. Dave in Texas - July 20, 2010

*imagines scott saying that*

I think I blew a snot bubble

27. Cathy - July 21, 2010

New subject. HELP!!

Need a video-idea for a friend who teaches ESL. Video needs to be under 90 minutes CLEAN – no sexy theme and no nudity. Needs to be funny and light-hearted.

*tough*

28. Hotspur - July 21, 2010

Wiser really got the keys?! OMG!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*removes blog from Bookmarks Bar*

29. lauraw - July 21, 2010

English as a second language?

We should have recorded 90 minutes of Van Party.

It’s important for new Americans to learn how to say, “TOUCH MY MONKEY!!”

30. Hotspur - July 21, 2010

I have a video of the picnic, but I can’t offer it because I don’t know how to put a smiley face on Laura nor edit out the nudity.

31. lauraw - July 21, 2010

Does Photobucket have an editing function for video? I know they do for pics.

32. Hotspur - July 21, 2010

I doubt it, but I’ll look into it.

I’m thinking about Final Cut Express now that I have a video camera in my phone. I’ll proably be taking more videos, and iMovie is pretty lame.

33. Dave in Texas - July 21, 2010

Windows Moviemaker has fairly decent editing capabilities for video.

Nothin fancy.

34. sandy burger - July 21, 2010

Need a video-idea for a friend who teaches ESL.

Here’s an idea: A documentary type video. e.g. about the South-by-Southwest Music Festival. Could feature interviews with random people, stories about restaurants and their cuisine, music styles, whatever.

35. BrewFan - July 21, 2010

Need a video-idea for a friend who teaches ESL.

The Alamo

36. Cathy - July 21, 2010

The Alamo

Hahahah! NOT! Poor students would be bored.

I was thinking something more along the lines of ’13 going on 30′ or ‘Big’ but honestly, it’s hard to think of a video without sex or sexual stuff. And ‘Cosi’ is too long.

BTW — the f-bomb is okay according to my prof friend.

37. geoff - July 21, 2010

Just thinking of what my daughter would suggest:

Babe
The Princess Diaries
Toy Story
and like that

38. sandy burger - July 21, 2010

Oh, I misunderstood. I thought your friend was going to have to make the movie.

In line with Geoff’s suggestion, maybe something like Shrek.

39. Cathy - July 21, 2010

Thanks Geoff

I’m sorry I forgot to mention that it can’t be animated — for some reason.

Princess Diaries might be a good one. Not animated. Right?

40. Cathy - July 21, 2010

Shrek would be great, but — again — animated. (er… sorry)

41. Cathy - July 21, 2010

We should have recorded 90 minutes of Van Party. It’s important for new Americans to learn how to say, “TOUCH MY MONKEY!!”

You got me thinking about Robin Williams is ‘Good Morning VietNam’

42. Cathy - July 21, 2010

My Cousin Vinney is too long, but would be great.

43. MCPO Airdale - July 21, 2010

Kathy – Not going for “BANGLAR KING KONG”?!?!???

44. Cathy - July 21, 2010

English? Chief.

45. Cathy - July 21, 2010

PRINCESS BRIDE!

*problem 98 minutes long*

46. Mrs. Peel - July 21, 2010

The Sandlot? No, 101 minutes.

Princess Diaries is cute. But it’s 115 minutes.

hmmm…

Maybe some old episodes of Leave it to Beaver or something?

47. wiserbud - July 21, 2010

The Jerk?

(94 minutes)

48. BrewFan - July 21, 2010

The Sandlot

That is one of my favorite movies!

49. daveintexas - July 21, 2010

Stripes.

It’s topical, at the beginning.

doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy dooooo

SON OF BEETCH! SHEET!

50. wiserbud - July 21, 2010

Spanglish?

51. Mrs. Peel - July 21, 2010

Sneakers! no, too long

The Great Outdoors – 91 minutes. Perfect!

52. Tushar - July 21, 2010

Beavis and Butthead.

53. Tushar - July 21, 2010

Or if animation is out, a 45 minute film of Rosetta and Wiserbud.

54. Russ from Winterset - July 22, 2010

“Let It Ride”. 1989. Richard Dreyfuss, Teri Garr & David Johansen (Buster Poindexter). A very funny movie that comes in at 90 minutes flat.

55. Cathy - July 22, 2010

Great ideas, troops. Thanks.

*takes notes*

56. wiserbud - July 22, 2010

“Let It Ride”. 1989. Richard Dreyfuss, Teri Garr & David Johansen

Ooooh, and with a smoking hawt Jennifer Tilly……


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