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When I’m Not Reading News. . . September 25, 2010

Posted by Lipstick in Art, Ballistics, Crime, Gardening, Terrorist Hemorrhoids.
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. . . I go to this site to see the latest hideousness that is Michelle Obama’s wardrobe:

http://newsbird.wordpress.com/

Been hanging there a while and the comments make me laugh.

Today someone pointed to a brand new website that compares Michelle’s outfits to old couches, various home furnishings and even train decor.  Baaad train decor:

http://moo-couch.blogspot.com/2010/09/bus-y-day.html

Another example:

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Cause I’m a giver.

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1. datGurl! - September 25, 2010

Ive seen that site and just got tired of trying to figger out wtf is wrong with you people as if you have nothing else to do but criticize what this woman is wearing, how she wears she hair, what she says and anything else you can do to forget that you dont have a life.

Do you think she REALLY gives a fluck what you non-entities think?? No. She’s the 1ST Lady of the United States, and has way more to do than cater to the mental issues of sorry lunatics.

MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK AND SO THE FLUCK IS YOURS!
Get over it.

2. Lipstick - September 25, 2010

I also like to make fun of people who don’t know how to spell or punctuate.

Plus, in the first line of your comment you used the “f” word. We frown on that around here.

3. xbradtc - September 26, 2010

We do?

Oh, shit.

What amazes me about Mrs. Obama is that she dressed pretty well on the campaign trail. It wasn’t until the inauguration that things went in the crapper.

4. kevl - September 26, 2010

The German Shepherd on that couch is awesomes!

I almost said “flucking awesomes” but caught myself.

Michelle needs a new stylist. With her height she could rock a really well tailored suit, but I never see her wearing suits. The flats and kitten heels have to go. They just make her look more dowdy, unless she’s wearing slacks.

5. harrison - September 26, 2010

MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK AND SO THE FLUCK IS YOURS!

Dayum, rly? Didn’t notice.
Race isn’t important to me.

6. Lipstick - September 26, 2010

I almost said “flucking awesomes” but caught myself.

Fuck is fine, but she said figger.

7. Dave in Texas - September 26, 2010

Hah. Somebody needs a Midol.

8. Michael - September 26, 2010

Do you think she REALLY gives a fluck what you non-entities think??

It’s rather obvious that she does not care what any of us think, including her husband. If she did, she would not be indulging in a shopping spree in France on his birthday while he continues to destroy jobs, wreck the economy, and watch his approval rating tank as an election approaches. That is not the behavior of a First Lady who really cares about her image (or her marriage).

9. Mitchell - September 26, 2010
10. Cathy - September 26, 2010

She’s the 1ST Lady of the United States, and has way more to do than cater to the mental issues of [us?] sorry lunatics.

You are so right. She needs to keep her FUCKING 22+ overpaid under-qualified staff busy while dealing with their and her mental issues. No wonder she is on record as saying that being the FLOTUS ‘is hell.’

Thanks Lips. Enjoyed a much needed therapeutic laugh.

11. Cathy - September 26, 2010

My frustration with MOO is that she has potential for being a good looking gal. Xbrad is right. She didn’t pull this crap until she became FLOTUS. She’s tall and has some strong features and has plenty of bucks and attention to potentially help her.

But she doesn’t stand up straight and usually has a nasty arrogant ‘I’m better than you’ frown/grimace on that face of hers… no humility… no gratitude… no grace. She stinks of ugly that comes from inside. We all see it so clearly — even those who say they don’t. What a shame. Then she hires all the wrong kind of fashion-folk who tell her what she wants to hear (or what they want to scream at us using her as their ‘blank canvas’) rather than help her to honestly address her figure and facial challenges.

12. geoff - September 26, 2010

I think it’s funny that datGurl! won’t let us criticize what Michelle Obama says. Takes me back to the campaign days, when criticizing anything her husband said was racist. And the debate over the stimulus package, of course. Oh, and the health care debate.

If you click through to dG’s site, it’s all about the racism. Everything’s viewed through the prism of race. Which means that, by definition, she’s a racist.

Which is why the Obamas’ race is so important to her.

13. Cathy - September 26, 2010

^sounds like datGurl stinks of ugly too.

14. geoff - September 26, 2010

But on to more important things: China!!

15. Noah Bawdy - September 26, 2010

Thanks for sharing those sites, they’re hilarious 🙂

16. Noah Bawdy - September 26, 2010

The arm on that couch is almost as well toned as Moochelle’s !

17. lauraw - September 26, 2010

*looks at geoff’s threadjack attempt, shakes head, runs out to the mound*

*spits tobacco juice, gazes out to the backfield with squinty-thinky face on*

Kid, you got a good arm. But there’s no fire in your belly. You gotta want it.

18. daveintexas - September 26, 2010

mom pants on the mound.

19. nicedeb - September 26, 2010

The ultimate Michelle Obama site is Michelle Obama’s Mirror:

http://www.michellesmirror.com/

20. dan-O - September 28, 2010

>>> Do you think she REALLY gives a fluck what you non-entities think?? No. She’s the 1ST Lady of the United States, and has way more to do than cater to the mental issues of sorry lunatics.

Yeah, Michelle doesn’t care about you carbon units.

Anyways, don’t you read People magazine? They said she was the 12th most beautiful person in the world. Don’t you wingnuts read the damn news??

21. Mitchell - September 28, 2010

^I don’t know which is more pathetic: the fact that dan-o thinks People magazine qualifies as “news”, or that he pretends that the 1st Klingon actually belonged anywhere near that list.

22. Michael - September 28, 2010

Mitch, I’m pretty sure Dan-o was making a joke.

23. Mitchell - September 28, 2010

Oh. Hah! It’s so tough to tell the real stuff from snark these days.

24. dan-O - September 29, 2010

>> Oh. Hah! It’s so tough to tell the real stuff from snark these days.

Heh, yeah I was kidding.

Serious question though: If looking at pictures of Michelle O. doesn’t make my trousers get a little tighter, does that make me racist, or does it make my Johnson racist?

25. datGurl! - October 21, 2010

let me explain something to you cretins. I know FULL WELL how to spell and if you saw my blog you would see that is the “lingo” I use. But if it makes you lifeless pinheads happy to point that out, its aiight (‘alright’ for the dim bulbs) with me. Idiots do that; point out small trivial tidbits and miss the big picture all together.

While you trippin’ on trivial shyt (lingo for shit, bulbs) what about the fact that you still need lives? address THAT! you people are REALLY trollin’ the web complainin’ about how this woman dresses and wears her dayumm hair! you really SEARCHIN’ THE INTERNET FOR COUCH PATTERNS to compare to dresses she has worn-COME ON!-you dont find anything slightly needy, inbred, and insane about that?

then you ‘hue and cry’ the fact that your NOT racist, but there are quite a few comments on this blog comparing Chelly-O to a monkey and a Klingon- and thats not racist?

yall so full of shyt.

frown on it if you want to, but FUCK YALL!

26. datGurl! - October 21, 2010

@Cathy: Oh not boo! Im a FINE BYTCH. And Im not on the web pickin’ another FINE BYTCH apart because I have no life. A woman who can compliment another woman without cattiness and bullshyt (like this site) is exceptional, confident and comfortable in her own skin and beautiful.

None of that goin on here, Yall probably a bunch of homely overweight out of shape inbred ass whitey woman with no lives, no dyck (to speak of), and no readable level of intelligence. And a computer. (shyt half yall probably at the library!)

no boo- you wrong again!~

27. datGurl! - October 21, 2010

@ geoff: more bullshyt. you didnt click thru my site boo. you just want to make a point. Im not a racist I’m a REALIST. And there are post on that site my site that are ‘pro-white’- if you will.

and your a man. either your gay or truly DONT have a life…

smh*

28. datGurl! - October 21, 2010

and you all claim to be Christians. what part did I miss when God said to hate people who dont look like you? where did he tell you black people were like monkeys and not human?

I thought he told you to love your neighbor and that we all were one in the name of God?

what bible are YOU reading???

hypocrits!

29. lauraw - October 21, 2010

Where has Michelle been compared to a monkey on this site? No way. You made that up out of your own vile imagination.

She does get compared to a Klingon, because she is 1) big and 2) tough-looking and 3) resembles Worf. And by the way, she 4) dresses in chunky, heavy, Klingon battle regalia ALL THE TIME. How is noticing that racist?

You know what was funny about the lefties calling Bush ‘Chimpy?’ He kind of did look chimp-y.
That’s the joke. If you’re too racist to see why mockery is funny even when it is your own team being mocked, that is your problem, not the problem of the people doing the mocking.

You lefties can dish it, but you can’t take it, at all. Big buncha crybabies.

You can take your LYING, weak-ass accusations of racism, and shove them up your ass.

And Cathy is not a fine ‘bytch.’ She’s a fine lady.

30. Michael - October 21, 2010

You can go ahead and call Dave a fine bytch and I, for one, will not be offended.

31. lauraw - October 21, 2010

Dave is a byne fitch.

32. geoff - October 21, 2010

@ geoff: more bullshyt. you didnt click thru my site boo.

Wrong.

And there are post on that site my site that are ‘pro-white’- if you will.

Very well could be – I never claimed to have read your entire site. But that’s still racist.

and your a man. either your gay or truly DONT have a life…

You have a very limited imagination. But it’s funny that talking about your racism makes you think I’m gay. And that someone so preoccupied by race doesn’t see the irony of calling someone “gay.” Way to go, hypocrite.

33. geoff - October 21, 2010

SEARCHIN’ THE INTERNET FOR COUCH PATTERNS to compare to dresses she has worn-COME ON!-you dont find anything slightly needy, inbred, and insane about that?

Maybe you don’t read very carefully. The couch patterns were picked out by the other site, not by the author of this post. And far from finding it “needy, inbred, and insane,” I think it’s pretty funny.


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