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Crap Tree Update December 24, 2010

Posted by daveintexas in Crime, Ducks, Man Laws, Nature Shit, Personal Experiences, Sex, Sidebar Flag Bullshit, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, Women Ranting.
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Got a package in the mail yesterday from someplace in Idaho.

Inside was Christmas magic!

Retired Geezer sends these along, which now adorn my favorite Christmas decoration ever.

I had to move his left hand up from where it was.  We got manners and shit here.

Not only do I have someone in mind to blame, they’ll never even see it coming.

When a dog is in trouble, they won’t look at you.  They figure if they can’t see you, you can’t see them.

For waffles only.

Something I bet a retarded kid would like to have for Christmas.  RG already ate the Pez though (bastard).

Nice gams.

Merry Christmas goobers.  I shall display these each year with pride.

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1. Retired Geezer - December 24, 2010

Yay, glad you got them in time for the Festivities.

Hope they remind you of particular IB Morons every year.

2. kevl - December 24, 2010

I like the horsie!

3. Retired Geezer - December 24, 2010

Betty Boop has a lower back Tattoo that says:

DinT

4. daveintexas - December 24, 2010

Me and Betty are close.

5. nicedeb - December 24, 2010

Someone ran out of ornament hooks and is using paperclips! (been there done that).

Cute ornaments, Geezer, especially the patriotic Teddy bear.

Merry Christmas everybody!

6. TXMarko - December 24, 2010

I had no idea until today that Betty Boop sported a Geezer tattoo!

7. Retired Geezer - December 24, 2010

I had no idea until today that Betty Boop sported a Geezer tattoo!

It has been carefully airbrushed out of the original film stock.

BTW, you should see our RockBand Avatars. Mrs. Geezer is sporting pink Anime Hair Buns and a Geezer chest tat.
She drew the line at a DinT Tramp Stamp.

8. Vmaximus - December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas to my IB friends.

9. daveintexas - December 24, 2010

Same to you Vmax!

>> She drew the line at a DinT Tramp Stamp.

She has a lot of girl company in that decision.

10. Pupster - December 24, 2010

She has a lot of girl company in that decision.

Men not so much.

Merry Christmas friends.

11. daveintexas - December 24, 2010

I told you you really didn’t need to do that pups.

Meant a lot to me though.

12. Cathy - December 24, 2010

Awwwwww. This is so sweet.

Love you guys. Merry Christmas.

13. skinbad - December 25, 2010

Who sent those ornaments? WHO SENT THEM? The fairy forking godmother sent them.

Merry Christmas to all.

14. Retired Geezer - December 25, 2010

Here’s 2 pictures of my daughter enjoying Christmas Dinner of Prime Rib:

She weighs about 100 pounds but she ate that no problem.

She looks OK for being 40, huh?

15. Lipstick - December 25, 2010

RG, she looks much younger than 40. And she ate that whole piece of meat?! It’s huge!

16. Retired Geezer - December 26, 2010

Yeah, when we go to Souper Salad ™ (my favorite restaurant), she eats more than I do. She’s pretty much always been slim.


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