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Not Wedding Shit UPDATED April 30, 2011

Posted by daveintexas in Art, News, Philosophy, Sex, Stupid shit, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, Women Ranting.
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Gah. Enough already.

Here. I did this today and it’s almost as homo.  HAPPY?

I don’t even know what they are, all I know it they’re gonna die.

Die already.

I did more today..

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1. Cathy - April 30, 2011

Love petunias. Good all-summer bloomers and the pungent smell can permeate an entire yard.

2. harrison - April 30, 2011

Don’t fall in the pool…

3. Retired Geezer - April 30, 2011

Say, is that pot sitting on a Granite slab?

Cause that would be awesome.

4. daveintexas - April 30, 2011

That table has a granite slab, yessir

5. kevlarchick - April 30, 2011

Are those hibiscus also? Lovely job David. I’m almost sure you are drinking alcohol now. Good for you.
I planted geraniums, zinnias, and marigolds today. I picked some lily of the valley and put them on my kitchen table.
And I am also drinking now.

6. BrewFan - April 30, 2011

Another couple of weeks before planting here. There was frost on the ground yesterday morning.

7. kevlarchick - April 30, 2011

So Brew, since you can’t plant yet, are you drinking?

8. BrewFan - April 30, 2011

yes

9. daveintexas - April 30, 2011

I don’t know what the hell they are. They’re blue and pink and they’re a buck forty nine at my local nursery peoples.

*drains a martini

10. BrewFan - April 30, 2011

I like the variated ones. *shoots a Miller Lite*

11. daveintexas - April 30, 2011

homo

12. BrewFan - April 30, 2011

polo!

13. harrison - April 30, 2011

Bwahahahahaha…

14. kevlarchick - April 30, 2011

Those are petunias, dumbass.
And the word is varieGATEd, you drunk.

*drains 6th beer*
Miller Lite, of course!
Me tired.

15. lauraw - April 30, 2011

I don’t know what the hell they are. They’re blue and pink and they’re a buck forty nine at my local nursery peoples.

Liar. You read the tag. ‘Petunias,’ it said. And you said, “Oh Hell yes. I like Petunias.”

16. daveintexas - April 30, 2011

Brew are you drunk?

cool!

17. Cathy - April 30, 2011

Gin martini with a twist.

Just one tonight.

18. daveintexas - April 30, 2011

I fuckin hate petunias!

19. Cathy - May 1, 2011

I fuckin hate petunias!

Dave, you just planted petunias.

20. Lipstick - May 1, 2011

He was indifferent to them before he hated them.

21. daveintexas - May 1, 2011

that’s true

22. The Lovely Janis - May 1, 2011

I think he should have chosen pansies.

Brew –no frost here but still to cold to plant anything — sure wish my garden was planted. The tulips are up and beautiful too!!!

23. daveintexas - May 1, 2011

HOW’S MOSES THE BOY?

shit, inside voice, inside. How’s your baby boy doin?

24. xbradtc - May 1, 2011

My hibiscus is doing very well, thank you. I’m so glad the Messican landscapers planted it ten years ago.

25. Cathy - May 1, 2011

I think he should have chosen pansies.

Janis, in a matter of weeks pansies will be dead from the Texas heat. We plant pansies in the fall and they thrive all-winter.

26. BrewFan - May 1, 2011

I got gas for the lawn mower today. I am ready.

27. The Lovely Janis - May 1, 2011

Dave-
1) That’s alright — Moses is learning about inside and outside and liabray voice usage. Moses is great 🙂 all boy. Loves mud and playing in the dirt — I am going to have volunteer garlic and onions and who know what else growing in my garden because Moses is helping with it. I should have Russ post some of the Mud pictures.
2) How’s Moses the Dog?

Cathy –We can plant pansies in the fall and MAYBE the come back — mostly plant in early spring. I just thought pansies was fitting Dave’s mood ;). My oldest sister lives in Austin — she gardens so she has been telling me all about her fresh veggies right now and how you can’t garden after like June 1. I hopefully will get more seeds in the ground this week. Will have to wait for tomato and pepper plants after at least the 10th because of frost.

Brewfan — Mowed for the first time last night!!! Wish both our dang neighbors would spray for the creeping charlie!!! I will be doing that soon too. And don’t forget the crabgrass!

28. kevlarchick - May 1, 2011

Pansies won’t make it in Texas much past March. They don’t like the heat.
Everything looks lovely Dave.

29. Dave in Texas - May 1, 2011

I water. some. ok they’re goners

30. harrison - May 2, 2011

Phag.


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