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Eric Holder, Intentional Man of Mystery June 20, 2011

Posted by geoff in News.
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Eric Holder disavows any prior knowledge of the Fast & Furious gun-running plan, but Darrell Issa isn’t buying it:

…Issa says he does not believe Attorney General Eric Holder testified accurately in the Judiciary Committee on May 3, when he told Issa (who also serves on that committee) that he had only learned of the gun-running operation—called “Operation Fast and Furious”–a few weeks before that.

I think we can all see how this is gonna go:

Quartermaster Clerk: One DoJ-made Fast & Furious Gun-Running Plan.
Eric Holder: [to Issa] That’s not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for DoJ-made Fast & Furious Gun-Running Plan signed by Eric Holder.
Eric Holder: I’m telling ya baby, that’s not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for DoJ-made Fast & Furious Gun-Running Plan, filled out by Eric Holder.
Eric Holder: I don’t even know what this is! This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, “DoJ-made Fast & Furious Gun-Running Plan And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby”, by Eric Holder

Comments»

1. xbradtc - June 20, 2011

Geoff??

There used to be a guy named Geoff that blogged here.

He disappeared.

Who are you?

2. wiserbud - June 20, 2011

The need to make that Austin Powers joke actually was more powerful than you vow to avoid blogging?

Impressive.

3. geoff - June 20, 2011

Urusai, Urusai, Urusai!!

I’m a weak and flawed man. Plus, it’s proposal season, which gets me procrastinating like no other time.

4. Geezer the Romantic - June 21, 2011

Plus, it’s proposal season, which gets me procrastinating like no other time.

*hides bouquet of flowers (under $50) behind back.

*gets down on one knee

5. wiserbud - June 21, 2011

Someone wanta help geezer get back up? He’s been down there for a while.

6. joe buzz - June 21, 2011

you left out the part where the media accuses Issa of racism for asking Holder difficult questions….

7. kevlarchick - June 21, 2011

THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IS AT MY OFFICE TODAY!

8. Michael - June 21, 2011

With all the Hentai porn clogging the internet, how did Geoff work his way through it to find a video of a Japanese girl yelling “Shut up”?

*shakes head*

I think I know why he is too weak to get his proposals done.

9. lauraw - June 21, 2011

THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IS AT MY OFFICE TODAY!

*grabs a handful of change and runs breathlessly out the door*

10. BrewFan - June 21, 2011

THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IS AT MY OFFICE TODAY!

DREAMCICLES FOR EVERYBODY!!

11. Dave in Texas - June 21, 2011

Oh goody, the Botulism Wagon!!

YAY

12. wiserbud - June 22, 2011

ICE CREEEEEEEEAM!!!!!!!!!

MAAAAA!!! MAAAAA!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JfMCBh1sJQ


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