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The Actual Results of Global Warming June 24, 2011

Posted by Michael in News.

Since the Little Ice Age, which occurred after the Medieval Warm Period, both of which were normal climate variations (like our current time, which now appears to be unrelated to CO2), women are currently inclined to wear fewer clothes.  I’m waiting for an informed opinion from Chris Matthews (see previous post about the genius of Chris Matthews).

More here:  50 Best Celebrity Bikinis

I don’t know why we are seeing so much female flesh these days.  Could be sunspots, ocean currents, volcanic activity beneath the arctic zone, cloud formation in the tropic zones — who knows?

Nobody, that’s who.  All we really know is that CO2 is not a significant factor.   Previously, CO2 was considered a benign gas with a well-known “fertilizer effect.”  The CO2 belched out by coal-fired power plants is no different than the CO2 exhaled by tropical rain forests.

Here’s the problem with vilifying man-made CO2  — they can’t find the water vapor hot spots in the tropical upper atmosphere that their computer models require, despite launching tens of thousands of weather balloons over the last decade to find them.  Meanwhile, CO2 has been increasing from an itsy bitsy part of the atmosphere to a teensy weensy little bit more of an itsy bitsy part of the atmosphere, and all their computer models are broken because they can’t understand why the atmosphere has not warmed over the last decade.  I mean, ten years ago they told us that we were at the “tipping point” of a global catastrophe unless we (advanced nations) submitted to an international regime to regulate CO2 emissions that would cripple our economy, and of course we should start paying reparations to corrupt African dictatorships because they would be hardest hit by our profligate energy consumption.

What happened when we ignored this appeal?  Nothing.

Well, not quite.  The Euroweenies adopted a cap and trade scheme that was hugely corrupt and accomplished nothing, even by it’s own standards.  No surprise there.  We have gotten used to the fact that Europeans are stupid.

The reason for all this is that the real greenhouse gas is water.  CO2 is, by itself, insignificant.  It only captures a minor bit of the sun’s spectrum, and 80% of the earth’s energy budget occurs in the tropic latitudes and is controlled by water, including how clouds reflect back radiation to space, and how tropical thunderstorms operate as giant air conditioners that automatically react to surface temperatures and evaporation rates.

Their assumption that tiny amounts of CO2 create a “water vapor feedback loop” in the upper atmosphere of  the tropic zones has been totally trashed  by data. I.e., real science — not computer models and IPCC propaganda.

That’s the dirty secret of the Global Warming Religion.

Hey guys, keep launching your weather balloons.  Try to find those water vapor “hot spots.”  I’m heading for the beach.  I’ll be driving an SUV.


1. wiserbud - June 24, 2011

tl;d…hummana hummana hummana……..

2. BrewFan - June 25, 2011

The CO2 belched out by coal-fired power plants is no different than the CO2 exhaled by tropical rain forests.

Slight correction: the tropical rain forest breathes *in* CO2 and exhales good ol’ O. I’m sure that is what you meant to say.

3. Michael - June 25, 2011

Yeah, thanks for the correction. Sheesh. My point was simply that there is no chemical difference between man-made and naturally occurring CO2.

4. kevlarchick - June 25, 2011

I can’t stand that chick.

5. Dave in Texas - June 25, 2011

I don’t even know who that chick is. I mean, I’ve heard the name, but no clue what she is or means to pop culture.

*jumps in the pool*

6. Headless Horeseman - June 25, 2011

She’s a skank with no job and big tits.

*takes another drink of cold cold beer*

7. kevl - June 25, 2011

Whoops above was moi.

8. Dave in Texas - June 25, 2011

you say that like it’s bad or something

9. Dave in Texas - June 25, 2011

also, WTF is wrong with her lips?

10. Retired Geezer - June 25, 2011

I think it’s safe to say that those Kardashian’s will never visit Idaho.

*breathes sigh of relief

11. Cathy - June 26, 2011

Thank you Michael for posting this. One look at those thunder-thighs and I don’t feel so bad anymore. NTTAWWT.


12. skinbad - June 28, 2011

If I had a genie bottle she could live in it.

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