Young Crocodile God August 26, 2011
Posted by Michael in Family.trackback
Lately, it seems to me like the IB/H2 family has been obsessing about children, mostly because of a couple of recent arrivals.
So, I wondered, what does a crocodile god and all around tough guy like Sobek look like as a child? I did some research, and struck gold.
Behold:
FEAR ME!
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Innocent Bystanders 
Nice buns.
What’s in the bucket?
What’s in the bucket?
His bucket list?
*still ‘pissed’ about the pillow*
I feel like we’re invading his privacy. Could you crop his nudity out of the photo?
Does anybody else have a problem with baby butt pics? I know they’re cute, popular and harmless, etc., but have never really cared for them.
Does anybody else have a problem with baby butt pics? I know they’re cute, popular and harmless, etc., but have never really cared for them.
No. But personally not a big fan of ’em. But maybe because I’m a mom and spent a lot of time cleaning ’em and caring for them it bothers me a tad less.
A parent could not be more proud!
I think of creepy people looking for pictures like this. Private blog: OK. Public blog: I wouldn’t.
I’m always fascinated by how many little tow-heads go quite dark as they get older. We had a couple.
Pic was submitted by his mom. Didn’t occur to me that it was anything other than cute.
Sobek, you want this taken down?
OK, I cropped it. It’s still awful cute.
Sorry for being a ninny.
My hair was almost white till I was ten or so
Big deal. Mine is White now.
*kicks dirt*
It would have been funnier if you had pixelated his cheeks instead.
Sheesh. OK, the original image is now restored, except that Sobek’s hiney is covered.
That does it. I never want to see Sobek’s butt again.
*cleans hard drive*
“A roar of battle rage broke from
Conan’sSobek’s throat, and his mighty thews pushed him from his crouch.”HAH!
I like baby butts
and I cannot lie
you other ladies
can’t deny
when a cherub totters in
with an itty bitty diaper
and he smells like Johnson’s powder
you get huggy
wanna pull out your buggy
Reminds me of the joke about the ______* who put a potato in his pants to impress the ladies . . . except he put it in the back instead of the front.
*insert favorite race/ethnicity here
pull up your pants and get a damned job already
Sobek doesn’t look all that different now.
Sobek doesn’t look all that different now
Tushar, face is the same, especially the eyes. That’s what I said to Michael.
Dad has one bare tush pic of me as a toddler, looking out the porch door, with early-morning light kind of spilling all around. OK, it’s cute.
That is it. He probably had to smuggle it out of the Fotomat back in ’72 and hide it to keep Mom from ripping it up.
Mom disapproves of the entire naked baby picture enterprise on privacy/ modesty/ don’t embarrass the kid when she’s older/ grounds, and I guess I got that from her.
I should ask her why she thinks babies have any right to privacy, now that I’m an adult, but, you know. It’s Mom.
Really shitty subject for interrogation.
Me: Hi Mom.
Mom: Hi, Laurie. Put on some lipstick, you look dead. What’s the matter with you? You didn’t go out looking like that today, did you??
Me: No, I just…OH. Ok. (applies a bright lipstick) OK Mom, I need to ask you a question or two.
Mom: Okay, baby. Whatever. I love you. Are you okay?
Me: yeah… (chokes up)
Hahaha. Laura, you should consider becoming a playwright when you grow up. Live theater is gonna come back after the zombie apocalypse.
Huh? Whut?
Heh.
We did not take pics of baby butts with our girls. Same principle, they get older, they do not want these things in the album with aunts and uncles peering, or whoever.
Besides, we got plenty of cute ones with clothes on.
They were so adorable.. and then they grew up into lovely young women… and now they are adults and making their own way and stuff..
*snif* *HONK*
*slides box of tissues toward Dave*
No butt shots. A few tub shots. A funny “Thundercats” underwear pic or two. That’s about it.
How do they keep doing to me 25 and 21 years later, what they did to me then? And for 25 and 21 years?
That doesn’t even make any sense.
It’s witchcraft or something.
A funny “Thundercats” underwear pic or two.
I wouldn’t mind seeing that picture of Michael in the Thundercats underwear.
Wait, What?
The wearer of the Thundercats skivvies was also wearing cowboy boots, was bear-chested, and held a sword above his head to pose for me.
Still see that pic in my head, and it makes me smile.
O/T: Not worth a post of its own, but I just say again, the Chinese just keep coming.
For those with iphones, ipads, blackberries or android phones: search your appstore for “ispeech obama”. Type whatever text you like, and Obama will say it out loud. Very gratifying to hear the fcuker admit in his voice admit in his own voice that he is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. Unfortunately, you cannot record a video of it, but otherwise fun. There is ispeech Bush too, in case you want the Prez to speak out what a nuisance his successor is.
*sees a chinaman walking on the wall and hits it with a shoe*
*scrapes shoe into trash*
Flyin’ Brian is back in the USA. The Beijing mission went well. I don’t know how comfortable I would be trying to communicate with a pilot through an Interpreter.
How do you say “Pull UP” in Mandarin?
His next mission is in (drumroll) South Africa.
Cathy, how’s your Nephew doing with his helicopter flying?
Geezer, he is coming along. It’s a long process. Wow. He’s also in college and working full time, and payingfor everything himself…no military training, although a few of us encouraged him to consider that route as part of his career path. I did send him a link to the recent post here at IB about Brian, and he thanked me for sharing it and said he thought it was cool that Brian got to travel that way.
>> How do you say “Pull UP” in Mandarin?
Nee hi!
*sees chinamen swarming up legs*
GAAHH
I beg your pardon!!! His mom did not post this!!!!
His mom did not post this!!!!
Michael used his Time Masheen to go back and film that youngster?
Sicko.
Sobek enjoys wearing suits on his birthday. Birthday suits.