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Poop Splash September 12, 2011

Posted by Retired Geezer in Art, Ballistics.
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This video is from the guy who shot the high-speed video of shooting a gun underwater.

Enjoy.

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1. Retired Geezer - September 12, 2011

So you see, Teh Hostages aren’t the only ones that can lower your expectations.

2. skinbad - September 12, 2011

Ballistics. heh

3. OBF - September 12, 2011

And all this time I thought all toilets had a built-in bidet.

Another dream fades away…..

4. Mitchell - September 12, 2011

In the past toilet makers used to use ping pong balls to determine how well their designs flushed. That is why all the early low-flush toilets sucked so badly. It turns out that people don’t poop ping pong balls. Well, I do ever since the Unfortunate Captain Kangaroo Incident, but that’s just me. Now they use a bean-curd medium since it resembles poo in density & texture. It was originally obtained from an asian cuisine restaraunt near one of the test facilities. The restaraunt owners were not amused to hear how their food was being used.

5. Mitchell - September 12, 2011

restaraunt? Good Lord. restaurant dammit!

6. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere - September 12, 2011

1. How do you expect teh dingleberries to grow if you don’t water them?

2. Slowly poop a long strand without pinching it off, and you solve this problem. I thought everyone knew this.

geeeezzzz.

7. Retired Geezer - September 12, 2011

I solve the problem by flushing, fourteen milliseconds before… uh… Splashdown.

8. daveintexas - September 12, 2011

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A GHOST POOPIE WHERE YOU ARE SURE YOU POOPED SOMETHING BUT WHEN YOU LOOKED IN THERE WAS NOTHING THERE?

9. Michael - September 12, 2011

Mitchell at No. 4:

That was the most awesomely horrible comment in the history of the intertubes.

I salute you, sir. You have my undying respect.

10. Michael - September 12, 2011

Another way to solve this problem would be to just poop in a pool and then swipe water toward the skimmer baskets.

Not sayin’ I’ve done this. Just sayin’ it would work.

11. Mitchell - September 12, 2011

I salute you, sir. You have my undying respect.

Yay! I’m finally somebody!

12. Tushar - September 12, 2011

Now somebody needs to solve the ‘dual streams’ problem.

13. Michael - September 12, 2011

Yeah, Tushar. I’m thinking toilets really should be wider.

Who cares if the girls fall in? That’s their problem.

14. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere - September 12, 2011

*wipes screen off*

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16. The kid in Caddyshack - September 24, 2011

Another way to solve this problem would be to just poop in a pool and then swipe water toward the skimmer baskets.

DOOKIE !!!


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