I’m Sure You Remember Jack Handey’s “Deep Thoughts” March 9, 2012
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An old favorite:
“The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he’s completely draped in it. Then he’ll stand up and go, ‘Hey, I’m Vine Man.'”
Good collection here.
I love that guy.
Awesome find, Geoff.
So, is he a real person or just a name made up for SNL? I know damn sure it can’t be Al Franken because Deep Thoughts are actually funny.
According to Wikipedia:
This one was my fav:
“Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I’ll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I’m gone, but you know what I’ve left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it’s head with a note that says “You.” After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.”
Wow, that’s a good idea.
*buys pumpkin, plans drive to Dave’s house*
I’m armed.
Jack Handy, that’s news I can use.