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She Should Say No. -lauraw May 30, 2012

Posted by anycomments in News.


Ridiculous.  Actors are ridiculous people.

And this is a bad portent for the marriage ahead, too. What happens when you marry this guy: PUBLIC DRAMA.

Look at all the other people he got involved in what (for most people) is a private moment. Not a good sign, in and of itself.

But also: how can she say ‘no’ now, even if she wanted to? He’s bullying her through social pressure.

I hope she knows she’s submitting to a control freak with no regard for her privacy.

Thanks to scottw, who proposed to me in total secrecy and darkness, as God intended.


1. lauraw - May 30, 2012

I’m still not actually sure we’re married. It was so secret he had to sedate me and drive me to the JP in a windowless van so that I couldn’t tell anybody where it happened.

He has a lot of respect for my privacy.

2. OBF - May 30, 2012

Oregon licence plates on the cars! This wasn’t going to go well. The guy looks like a dork with a dork mustache. She is wearing a purple sweater that goes well with dork. I wish them happiness but for the world’s happines, please don’t let them breed.

Question – how do you get an Oregon cheerleader in an elevator?

Answer – Greese her hips. Throw in a twinkie.

3. OBF - May 30, 2012

Oh crap! Now I have to do some repenting by pulling weeds in the garden and making the world a better place. I have to start being more kind or learn to shut up.

4. daveintexas - May 30, 2012

that made me cringe

5. lauraw - May 30, 2012

Aw, come on. It was sweet. I’m just being a jerk.

But seriously, that marriage is doomed.

6. daveintexas - May 30, 2012

No the song. That’s fucked up.

7. daveintexas - May 30, 2012

(all seriousness aside, I like it that so many of their friends and family were willing to do that for them. That’s a lot of love)

8. lauraw - May 30, 2012

Oh, yeah! Can’t believe I didn’t think to mention that. Dumb lyrics.

9. daveintexas - May 30, 2012

Coulda been worse I guess. “You’re the One that I Want” from Grease springs to mind like a dark, gaping chasm from space.

10. lauraw - May 31, 2012

I’ve got chills,
they’re multiplyin’

*hums the rest*

Michael - May 31, 2012

I think the song should have been “Dark Side of the Moon.”

But that’s just me. I have an attitude problem.

Michael - May 31, 2012

Actually, “Radar Love” would have worked pretty good and been less sappy. The choreography for “Radar Love” would be more interesting.

11. geoff - May 31, 2012

The choreography for “Radar Love” would be more interesting.

…or “Boom, Boom (Let’s Go Back to My Room).”

12. Retired Geezer - May 31, 2012

Wasn’t that the soundtrack for ‘Truck Stop Wimmen’?

13. batbear - May 31, 2012

I just added “Truck Stop Wimmen” to my Netflix queue.

14. red sweater - May 31, 2012

Now I am an expert on dancing Jews, much like our president. Can I put that on my resume?

15. skinbad - May 31, 2012

Have you read about dancing Jews?

16. lauraw - May 31, 2012

17. daveintexas - May 31, 2012

Sheik Yerbouti.

A darn fine album.

18. Retired Geezer - June 1, 2012

Brown Shoes don’t make it.

19. Ohio Dan - June 1, 2012

Come on kids. Let’s watch two guys kiss on Daddy’s proposal ti Mommy tape.

20. Gromulin - June 1, 2012

Aww, c’mon. Everyone knows that Johnny singing “RIng of Fire” is the ULTIMATE proposal song. What sane lady could resist?

21. SpecialSoph - June 10, 2012

Google the “new world order” please people! Spread the truth on…

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