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How To Seduce A Beautiful Girl January 24, 2013

Posted by Michael in Ducks.

Buy her a kebab.

Bet you didn’t know that, did you? This is guaranteed to work, or I will refund your Innocent Bystanders subscription fee.

Not just any  kebab, of course. Should be Greek, Lebanese, Thai or Syrian.

Also, practice this guy’s sexy dance move at 1:53, which he uses to lure her towards a kebab:


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