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From the Truncated Headlines Department March 8, 2013

Posted by geoff in News.
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…lion?

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1. Tim Russet - March 8, 2013

cat scratch fever?

2. Emdoc - March 9, 2013

Exsanguination?

3. Pupster - March 9, 2013

Severe cat allergy and disembowelment, but mostly disembowelment.

4. OBF - March 9, 2013

Panleukopenia?

5. lauraw - March 9, 2013

State officials on Thursday performed a necropsy, the animal equivalent of an autopsy, and found the lion to be in “good body condition,” with solid muscle composition, a healthy coat and proper nourishment, Janice Mackey, a spokeswoman for the California Department of Fish and Wildlife, said on Friday.

A pathologist also examined the lion’s brain and took tissue, blood and hair samples to determine whether any underlying health issues, such as neurological disorders or diseases like rabies, might have caused the attack.

I’m no veterinarian, but I think the attack was caused by the underlying health condition of being a fucking lion.

6. Skinbad - March 10, 2013

Effing lions. How do they work?


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