The Official SobekPundit Blogger Interview: Ed Morrissey April 3, 2013Posted by Sobek in News.
For some reason I’ve decided to do another of these infernal blogger interviews. This time it’s Ed Morrissey of Hot Air, and that’s about as much of an introduction as I feel like writing. So la-dee-dah, here’s Ed.
Ed: Hey, thanks for … wait, what?
Ed: What’s with the picture?
Sobek: I made you a wild-eyed maniac. It was funny when I did that for John from Wuzzadem.
Ed: You made me Quint. That means you’re going to have me eaten by a shark.
Sobek: What? No. I wouldn’t do that.
Ed: Of course you would. Most of your guests have horrible, awful things happen to them.
Sobek: That’s not true…
Ed: Oh really? Mrs. R got eaten by a giant plant, Jack M’s head exploded, Preston Taylor Holmes’ chest burst open, the Llama Butchers were digitized and forced to fight to the death, you turned Charles Johnson into a flaming douche, Oliver Willis’ head exploded …
Sobek: Point of order, Oliver’s problem was his own fault, not mine. No one forced him to keep eating that ninth pizza. Also, Khepri did the Mrs. R interview. Also also, Charles Johnson turned himself into a flaming douche; I just acknowledged the obvious.
Ed: And the guests who don’t die horrible, painful deaths end up humiliated. You outed Ace of Spades as an eight-year-old girl, forced poor VodkaPundit to sit in the same room as Chris Matthews, you let Dave in Texas open the Necronomicon, and you exposed Iowahawk as a serial plagiarist.
Sobek: Dude promised to give me a link and never did.
Ed: Point is, when I show up here looking like Quint, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that I’m about the be eaten by a shark.
Sobek: Not necessarily.
Ed: If you’re going to make me Quint, why not at least use the picture of me crushing a beer can?
Sobek: That’s not such a hot idea. You’re probably gonna want that machete.
Sobek: Uh, I mean, I can change it if you want …
Ed: No. Absolutely not. I refuse to have anything to do with this. Good-bye.
Sobek: Come back!
Cthulhu: Hey dude, sorry I’m late. Is Ed still here?
Sobek: Just missed him.
Other SobekPundit Blogger Interviews:
John from WuzzaDem
Ace of Spades
Dave from Garfield Ridge
Jennifer from Demure Thoughts
Right Wing Sparkle
Six Meat Buffet
7 Deadly Sins
Are You Conservative?
Next Week: Science!