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They told you I had a car? They are such comedians. May 29, 2013

Posted by skinbad in Man Laws.

I snapped this jalopy a few weeks ago when there was still a little snow hanging on. This low-mileage beauty is available for perusal at the local pawn shop. It just kind of gives me a smile each time I drive by. I don’t know the back story, but I imagine a sincere husband uttering something like one of these lines in his garage while his wife slowly shakes her head:


I know I need cropping. Sorry.

  • Weren’t your exact words “Get off the couch and do something?”
  • Are you kidding? This will save us a ton of money. Think what six snowmobiles would have cost.
  • Remember seven years ago when the snow was so bad you couldn’t get to the store? Problem solved.
  • Of course, now I need a new truck for the other 364 days.
  • Al Gore’s a loon. We’re going to need this thing.
  • I’m thinking a big “Don’t Tread on Me” decal on the door. Get it?
  • It’s too bad the drive in is closed for the winter.
  • You always run down my ideas.


1. thirdnews - May 29, 2013

Reblogged this on Third News and commented:
What is it with cars and men? Today, I found myself driving behind a silver Lambourghini -don’t ask me which model- but I don’t get it. Then I noticed two guys walking and one of them caught sight and freaked-out pointing -It occurred to me sports cars are like fake tits -it’s a visual thing. BTW, girls, here’s a tip: despite their game, most men honestly don’t like them.

I hate hate hate cars that are low to the ground -it’s just the idea of a crash. I’ve been in an emergency landing and it makes you crazy about safety. I just bought a new car and I really wanted to know more about gas mileage and how many air bags it had -I don’t bring any with me 😉

2. Retired Geezer - May 29, 2013

* When Brewfan comes to visit, he will feel right at home.

3. geoff - May 30, 2013

Today, I found myself driving behind a silver Lambourghini

Well there’s your first problem. You need to pull up next to it and start weaving like you’re drunk.

Hilarity inevitably ensues.

4. digitalbrownshirt - May 30, 2013

Next step, Damnation Alley.

5. daveintexas - May 30, 2013


Not practical though given the annual snowfall in central Texas.

maybe muddin?

6. wiserbud - May 30, 2013

“Well, how else am I supposed to get beer during a snowstorm??”

7. wintersetruss - May 30, 2013

“I hate hate hate cars that are low to the ground”

You and me both, brother.

8. BrewFan - May 30, 2013

I think that is xbrad’s car

9. thirdnews - May 30, 2013

wintersetruss, yep sister 😉

10. aliceaitch - May 30, 2013

I’m kind of embarrassed by how much I want that truck.

11. wintersetruss - June 2, 2013

“I think that is xbrad’s car”

No Bushmaster cannon.

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