Pony: A Horse Ahead of His Time

Pony: A Horse Ahead of His Time June 27, 2013

Posted by daveintexas in Economics, Law, Philosophy, Sports, WTF?.
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A Wisconsin man who was caught last year having sex with a couch pleaded guilty to public lewdness Monday.

Gerard Streator, 47, was sentenced to five months in jail for the furniture fornication, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun.

Gerard Streator – Upholstery refinisher, Lover

He seems, normal I guess.

via Instapundit

UPDATE: story says it’s not a couch, it’s a love seat.

So he’s just unclear on the concept.

Comments

1. thirdnews - June 27, 2013: Do I really want to be the first to comment? 🙂
2. daveintexas - June 27, 2013: I can’t believe I forgot this:

brewfan?
3. thirdnews - June 27, 2013: Dis they get a warrant to check his sock drawer?
4. geoff - June 27, 2013: story says it’s not a couch, it’s a love seat.

A man’s got to know his limitations.
5. Michael - June 27, 2013: Gerard Streator = Icelandic Pony?
6. lauraw - June 27, 2013: I have no idea what you lunatics are talking about.

(clop clop, clop clop, clop clop…)
7. daveintexas - June 28, 2013: you predicted this
8. Mark in NJ - June 28, 2013: Sofa, so good
9. Jimbro - June 28, 2013: Second look at Scotchguard furniture treatment?
Third News (@thirdnews) - June 28, 2013: I think the grandmas with the classic protective plastic couch covers were ahead of their time…
10. BrewFan - June 28, 2013: I just wanted to let you all know I’m going on vacation and may not be commenting much for the next 5 mon..I mean for a while.