Pony: A Horse Ahead of His Time June 27, 2013
Posted by daveintexas in Economics, Law, Philosophy, Sports, WTF?.trackback
A Wisconsin man who was caught last year having sex with a couch pleaded guilty to public lewdness Monday.
Gerard Streator, 47, was sentenced to five months in jail for the furniture fornication, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun.
Gerard Streator – Upholstery refinisher, Lover
He seems, normal I guess.
via Instapundit
UPDATE: story says it’s not a couch, it’s a love seat.
So he’s just unclear on the concept.
Do I really want to be the first to comment? 🙂
I can’t believe I forgot this:
brewfan?
Dis they get a warrant to check his sock drawer?
story says it’s not a couch, it’s a love seat.
A man’s got to know his limitations.
Gerard Streator = Icelandic Pony?
I have no idea what you lunatics are talking about.
(clop clop, clop clop, clop clop…)
you predicted this
Sofa, so good
Second look at Scotchguard furniture treatment?
I think the grandmas with the classic protective plastic couch covers were ahead of their time…
I just wanted to let you all know I’m going on vacation and may not be commenting much for the next 5 mon..I mean for a while.