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Pony: A Horse Ahead of His Time June 27, 2013

Posted by daveintexas in Economics, Law, Philosophy, Sports, WTF?.
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A Wisconsin man who was caught last year having sex with a couch pleaded guilty to public lewdness Monday.

Gerard Streator, 47, was sentenced to five months in jail for the furniture fornication, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun.

s-COUCH-SEX-largeGerard Streator –  Upholstery refinisher, Lover

He seems, normal I guess.

via Instapundit

UPDATE: story says it’s not a couch, it’s a love seat.

So he’s just unclear on the concept.

Comments»

1. thirdnews - June 27, 2013

Do I really want to be the first to comment? 🙂

2. daveintexas - June 27, 2013

I can’t believe I forgot this:

brewfan?

3. thirdnews - June 27, 2013

Dis they get a warrant to check his sock drawer?

4. geoff - June 27, 2013

story says it’s not a couch, it’s a love seat.

A man’s got to know his limitations.

5. Michael - June 27, 2013

Gerard Streator = Icelandic Pony?

6. lauraw - June 27, 2013

I have no idea what you lunatics are talking about.

(clop clop, clop clop, clop clop…)

7. daveintexas - June 28, 2013

you predicted this

8. Mark in NJ - June 28, 2013

Sofa, so good

9. Jimbro - June 28, 2013

Second look at Scotchguard furniture treatment?

Third News (@thirdnews) - June 28, 2013

I think the grandmas with the classic protective plastic couch covers were ahead of their time…

10. BrewFan - June 28, 2013

I just wanted to let you all know I’m going on vacation and may not be commenting much for the next 5 mon..I mean for a while.


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