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“There is a religious war going on in our country for the soul of America.” July 3, 2013

Posted by skinbad in Handblogging, Religion, Stupid shit.
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Pat Buchanan was right. The Islamic rift between Sunni and Shia has nothing on Mormon seat-savers vs. non-seat-savers. Other than the fisticuffs and vehicular mayhem, I’m siding with the non-seat-saver philosophically.  Five or fewer minutes before meeting go-time, the seat savers need to just give it up.

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1. Retired Geezer - July 3, 2013

*note to self: Don’t try to eject a 6’2″, 250 pound, Mormon Ninja.

2. OBF - July 3, 2013

At 6′ 2″ and 250 lbs he should be on a diet. I’m thinking 215 to 220 should be about right. That’s too much weight (250 lbs) and his BMI is probably much higher than it should be.

During his next interview with the Bishop he should be called to repentance about not taking care of himself properly.

All of that other stuff falls under the category of “…laying on of hands…”

3. lauraw - July 4, 2013

WHEN MORMONS ATTACK

4. Nan G - July 5, 2013

We just moved to Utah.
The people, especially the LDS, are very friendly and open.
Gullible, even.
I have been regaled about the wonders of Zango juice, the danger of floridated water, and more.
Oh, if I were only a con-woman!
I could make a mint!

There are a whole lot of freedoms here, too.
An amazing number of people die, for example, because their ropes aren’t perfect for their base jumps.
It’s hard to get used to the freedoms after a lifetime in CA.


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