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The Epithet Gap July 31, 2013

Posted by geoff in News, slutbags.

I’m afraid. Really afraid. For the first time I think we’re in danger of losing one of key edges in our neverending battles to preserve TJ&tAW*.

I’m talking, of course, about “slutbag.”

It’s awesome. It hit me like “asshat” did, so many years ago (thank you Rachel Lucas). So I’m afeared. Are we losing our edge? How do we ever match “slutbag?” And could we ever dream of someday surpassing it?

Or will we have to accept that we have been permanently outgunned?

I invite, nay encourage, you to try to remedy the situation in the comments. Put your backs into it – it’s for your country.


Slutbag (left) and Slutbag Detector (right)
I’d like two bags of slut, please.

*Truth, Justice, and the American Way


1. skinbad - July 31, 2013

I’m not scared. We have lauraw.

2. geoff - July 31, 2013

You’re right – we just need to get her revved up.

Hey laura – skinbad called you an assbagsluthat.

3. daveintexas - July 31, 2013

If you’re gonna be serious about this we should at least have a new category called “slutbags”.

Which we do now and you’re welcome.

4. skinbad - July 31, 2013

I think I can top it:


That’s got a zing to it, right?

*adjusts monocle*

thirdnews - July 31, 2013

geoff , “slutbag’ sounds as if it is a requirement to work for Anthony Weiner, and ergo, sucking at your job means you aren’t good at sucking on the job?

Hmm….(not a sucking sound)

5. geoff - July 31, 2013



By Jove that’s earthy.

6. Retired Geezer - July 31, 2013

Corky St. Clair: Well, then, I just HATE you… and I hate your… ass… FACE!

Corky St. Clair: People don’t like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.

7. Jimbro - July 31, 2013

Cockholster has a similar meaning when applied to a slutbag.

8. geoff - July 31, 2013

“You’re a towel” doesn’t quite capture the sentiment.

9. Pupster - July 31, 2013
10. OBF - July 31, 2013

July 31st !!!
Holy crap! What happened to 2013?


(It ain’t much but I can sleep on it and maybe get more tomorrow.)

11. OBF - July 31, 2013


12. Michael - July 31, 2013

“Slutbag” is really just a riff on the venerable “douchebag,” which still does a lot of heavy lifting on the intertubes.

But I have wracked my brain and can’t come up with a competing epithet that has the same panache, without being indefensibly vulgar.

13. lauraw - July 31, 2013


14. BrewFan - July 31, 2013


thirdnews - July 31, 2013

Sounds like that is more a consequence of her CC weapon storage

15. Sobek - July 31, 2013

Skinny wins the internet.

His prize is: one internet.

16. Sobek - July 31, 2013

Skinny, you should probably hit your new prize with some Lysol, or Clorox wipes or something. Not really a bad idea to hit your slutbag with some Clorox wipes, now that I think about it.

17. Sobek - July 31, 2013


18. skinbad - August 1, 2013

#13–an artist knows when less is more

19. Tushar - August 1, 2013


For those not accustomed to British English (or… English):

20. skinbad - August 1, 2013


21. Tushar - August 1, 2013


22. Tushar - August 1, 2013


23. Tushar - August 1, 2013


Ok, I am done.

24. wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. - August 1, 2013

Anyone else thinking that, if this thread were posted at H2, the suggestions would be just a tad more…. colorful?

25. Retired Geezer - August 1, 2013


*still puzzling over Harlo Thamper*

Just kidding, that was very alliterative, Tush*

26. wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. - August 1, 2013


27. geoff - August 1, 2013


28. Tushar - August 1, 2013


Heh heh. You said fanny.

29. wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. - August 1, 2013


thirdnews - August 1, 2013

Are you saying H2 makes men sluttier? I will have to bring my ruler over there, and spank it out of them

30. geoff - August 1, 2013

*tries to one-up lauraw*


31. Tushar - August 1, 2013

**touches thirdnews inappropriately**

32. Pupster - August 1, 2013

Loose moraled trapper keeper

33. geoff - August 1, 2013

Reminds me of the quotes from Great Scout and Cathouse Thursday:

“All right you red-assed, clap-ridden, squaw hopper!!!”


“They ain’t nothin’ but nickel-a-ride mattress bags!”

34. wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. - August 1, 2013

Concubine Ziploc

35. Tushar - August 1, 2013

All these names remind me of what Johhny Depp’s character says to a witch in the movie Dark Shadows: Goest thou to hell and swiftly please! And may Asmodeus himself suckle on your diseased teat!

thirdnews - August 1, 2013

Keeps Tushar after class -requires special attention to wash out both of his dirty minds

36. lauraw - August 2, 2013

Young women, especially liberals, calling each other ‘slut’ is mystifying to me. They’re almost universally involved in the casual hook-up culture.

37. daveintexas - August 2, 2013

To a young woman I think the word “slut” means “any other woman who does it with more men than me.”

thirdnews - August 2, 2013

laura, It has become a ‘Scarlet Letter’ gateway to fame; do you think, for one moment, Sydney Leathers doesn’t think she will made a brilliant career move with her impending porn shoot?

38. Tushar - August 2, 2013

>>To a young woman I think the word “slut” means “any other woman who does it with more men than me.”

That could be true. Not unlike liberals, when asked to define the income beyond which a person should be considered rich and taxed heavily, generally answer back with an income level that is just beyond their reach.

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