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Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K (and in Utah) August 8, 2013

Posted by skinbad in Crime, Entertainment, Law, Religion, slutbags.
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I believe Russ said something about Utah being a Florida-in-training after the great human meat thermometer caper.

I’m beginning to wonder if he’s on to something.

You’ve probably heard of Miss Riverton a.k.a. Miss Demeanor.  She was arrested for “pranking” people by throwing homemade bombs at them. I guess that’s actually a felony for the blond bombshell. When asked for a statement she simply said she had no interest whatsoever in that “world peace shit.”

Meanwhile, down in Moab, we also have one of those firefighter/police rivalries that got a little out of hand.

  • Firefighter sleeps with police officer’s wife
  • Police officer catches them and pistol whips firefighter
  • Firefighter goes home and stabs himself
  • Police officer tries to get into operating room to “finish the job”

Did I mention that the firefighter is the police officer’s father?

And finally, on a happier note, we have Elders Harrelson and Snipes doing a little missionary “street contacting.” The shirt-and-tied young men asked to play a little ball while doing some missionary work in Texas. One of the lads was on a state champion basketball team and will play wide receiver for a local college after his mission. I would agree, as some have pointed out, that this rim may not be regulation height, but still, let the hijinks begin:

 

 

 

Comments»

1. BrewFan - August 8, 2013

I think those missionaries were successful in making a cultural connection! Great vid.

2. Michael - August 8, 2013

WTF? Mormons can jump?!?

*files report with Lutheran Millennium HQ™*

3. skinbad - August 8, 2013

You’ll have to build higher fences.

4. daveintexas - August 8, 2013

That is hilarious (the video, not the other thing)

5. Michael - August 8, 2013

It’s not just the fences. We’re trying to manage reeducation camp assignments to make sure everybody has a competitive basketball team with a decent power forward. We thought that just meant spreading the blacks around.


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