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Inorganic and Organic Humor, Telegraph Style August 12, 2013

Posted by geoff in News.
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Researchers at the University of Edinburgh are apparently afflicted with the twin problems of too much time on their hands and a difficulty in creating jokes. So they’ve been programming a computer to generate “I like my … like I like my…” jokes.

Not very good so far, but you can see the potential:

I like my women like I like my gas … natural

I like my men like I like my acorns … buried

I like my boys like I like my sectors … bad

I like my men like I like my monoxide – odourless

I like my men like I like my court … superior

You may not laugh now, but humor was always thought of as the last bastion of human superiority over computers – the realm that was perhaps unreachable for inorganic intelligence. While it’s obviously still a ways off, this sort of research is chipping away at the wall between man and machine.

In the meantime, to attempt to make up for inflicting those upon you I give you the Telegraph readers’ top 5 favorite jokes from 2012 below the fold:

  1. “I had a car crash the other day. A dwarf got out the other car and said, ‘I’m not happy’. To which I replied, ‘Which one are you then.”
  2. “I swallowed some Tippex last night. Woke up with a massive correction.”
  3. “What’s the difference between a woman and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.”
  4. “Two cannibals eating a clown. One says, ‘Does this taste funny to you?'”
  5. “Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other: ‘How do you start this thing?'”

Dang, looks like I have to apologize for those as well. Telegraph readers are really hurting.

Comments»

1. red sweater - August 13, 2013

Come on, the dwarf one was funny.

2. skinbad - August 13, 2013

I like my women like I like my experiments . . . blind.


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