The Plot to Turn Men Into Chicks September 13, 2013Posted by geoff in News.
Not satisfied with our already-excessive population of metrosexuals, medical researchers are touting the virtues of estrogen for men:
It is the scourge of many a middle-aged man: he starts getting a pot belly, using lighter weights at the gym and somehow just doesn’t have the sexual desire of his younger years.
The obvious culprit is testosterone, since men gradually make less of the male sex hormone as years go by. But a surprising new answer is emerging, one that doctors say could reinvigorate the study of how men’s bodies age. Estrogen, the female sex hormone, turns out to play a much bigger role in men’s bodies than previously thought, and falling levels contribute to their expanding waistlines just as they do in women’s.
So middle-aged guys need more estrogen? Yeah right, like I’d fall for that. So I ran a computer simulation of the likely effect of estrogen on the typical IB guy. Here are the shocking results:
|Typical IB Guy, Before Estrogen Treatment||After Estrogen Treatment|
For those of you who are non-technical, let me explain these result carefully. Quite simply, in layman’s terms, the additional estrogen turns IB guys into Hostages. Hostages with cooties. I think we can all appreciate the magnitude of the peril.