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I Am In Charge of Meat Fire On Saturday October 7, 2013

Posted by daveintexas in Ballistics, Food, Nature Shit, Philosophy, Science, Sex, Sidebar Flag Bullshit, Stupid shit, Women Ranting, WTF?.

This is gonna be GREAT!


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Eerybody just chill.  I got this.



1. geoff - October 7, 2013

*Adds fire extinguisher to packing list*

2. daveintexas - October 7, 2013

good call by you

3. lauraw - October 8, 2013

*sticks out lower lip*

I wanna see Dave grill stuff. BOO! Boo, I say.

(where did you get the pic of my grill when I make chicken? Did the neighbor give you that??)

4. geoff - October 8, 2013

Did the neighbor give you that??

I think he got it from Google satellite photos.

5. daveintexas - October 8, 2013

It was a NASA photograph from SPACE.

*sticks out my lower lip too* stupid obamajobs.

6. aliceaitch - October 8, 2013

I’ve got the first aid kit.

7. Mark in NJ - October 8, 2013

Well done, Dave

8. lauraw - October 8, 2013

It’s pretty hard to tell the difference between a close-up of a solar flare and someone grilling skin-on chicken thighs over charcoal.

9. daveintexas - October 8, 2013

it’s pretty hard to tell the difference when I’m cookin it.

I may need me some of that silver shit for the wounds.

10. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX - October 9, 2013

Okay – Mr. TiFW and I are planning on attending, but we need the itinerary, if that’s OK.

I remember there’s a get-together Fri. night at the same place as last time; do you guys need us to bring anything on Saturday?

11. xbradtc - October 9, 2013

Well done, Dave

Most connoisseurs prefer medium rare Dave.

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