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Load passengers from the rear, have them debark from the front.
It’s just that simple.
IT’S A TRAP
The Lazy Approach: Tell them they’ll be debarking from the rear while loading them normally. After they’re in, tell them you lied.
The Schizoid Approach: Tell them you’re not sure which end of the plane they’ll be leaving from.
Tell them if they use their cellphone or act stupid they will leave last.
*just spitballin here*
That takes all the fun out of sitting in first class, with a drink already in hand, while the forlorn proletariat shuffles by desperately hoping to find some overhead bin space.
Taking on loads from the rear is unnatural. “Airports” aren’t “configured” for that purpose, at least.
Make the jerks taking forever getting their bags from the overhead compartments wait until those who don’t have to do that get off first.
I thought the word was ‘disembark’.
“To Serve Humans”
Taking on loads from the rear is unnatural.
You’re going to lose Andrew Sullivan’s support if you keep that up.
Hey, “debark” is totally in the Oxford Dictionary. Totally.
Had a short flight this morning and was entertained by a 4 year old boy on his first flight.
Those kind of kids on airplanes I like.
Those kind of kids on airplanes I like…
…to ask if they like gladiator movies.
Southwest does loading better than anyone else. Disembarking cannot be made more efficient because humans are biped animals.
Tushar – you are being discriminatory towards single legged uni-peds.
I hate it when people sitting in the back put their carry-ons in the front bins, then when I get on there is no room. But, sure, that’s okay because it makes some lazy bastard’s life a little easier.
*light bulb goes on
Maybe I should booby trap the bags so that when they take them down the contents fall out from the hole that is now in the bottom.
Better yet, move the bags to an overhead in another part of the plane. so they can’t find them! You know, that is one thing that I could really see myself doing.
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