Abortion Barbie Doubles Down January 22, 2014Posted by Sobek in News.
You’ve got to hand it to Wendy Davis, when she comes up with a story, she sticks with it.
My favorite part about the story isn’t that she’s a liar – heck, she’s a politician, that’s what they do. My favorite part is actually this tweet by Jon Gabriel: “Wendy Davis needs a man like a fish needs a rich bicycle that will pay its way through fish law school and take full custody of its spawn.”
But my favorite part that actually comes from Wendy Davis is the part where she asserts she’ll be good for Texas because of her motherhood – even though she willingly abandoned her kids to further her political career. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices, yo, and sometimes that sacrifice has to involve not caring about your own children.
And in that spirit, I’ve decided to solve the nation’s drug problem by using all the drugs myself, so no one else can use them. I realize this will be kind of tough on my body, but I have a vision, and a commitment to a righteous cause.
One anticipated side effect is that after I consume all the drugs there are, I might finally understand how liberals think.