About That Silly Obama/Biden Workout Video

About That Silly Obama/Biden Workout Video February 28, 2014

Posted by geoff in News.
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It could have been worse:

If you must, the Obama/Biden “Let’s Move” video is available here.

Comments

1. Cathy - February 28, 2014: I recall when these creeps were jogging — and I remember someone ‘catching’ them stopping at some greasy burger joint on the way more than once.
2. Cathy - February 28, 2014: ^^ Oh, HAY! Look at the McDonald’s cups! Hahahahah!
3. Cathy - February 28, 2014: Pat and Stu (Glenn Beck’s colleagues) poked fun at this video too. Calling it the “stupidest video” yet.
4. Jimbro - February 28, 2014: So the preznint and Biden say we should run around our house once a week and drink a glass of water afterwards? OK, that’s not too difficult, I’m on board. What putzes.
5. geoff - February 28, 2014: OK, that’s not too difficult, I’m on board.

…’specially if you’re paid to do it.
6. Lipstick - February 28, 2014: Ha! Look — Algore is thin.
7. Skinbad - February 28, 2014: I always wondered what a “sweathog” was.
8. lauraw - March 3, 2014: Gore focus-grouped that world atlas tee shirt, but he failed to do the same with the penis-contour shorts.
9. lauraw - March 3, 2014: Create your free online surveys with SurveyMonkey , the world’s leading questionnaire tool.
10. lauraw - March 3, 2014: oops. Try this.
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11. lauraw - March 3, 2014: I’ll let you know the results later.
12. skinbad - March 3, 2014: Ha!
13. Jazz - March 4, 2014: The dolphins are gross on Richard Simmons, and they’re gross on Taxula and his evil assistant, Algore.
14. daveintexas - March 4, 2014: I cast my vote. For freedom
15. lauraw - March 4, 2014: The poll results are not looking good for Al’s wang.
16. beasn - March 4, 2014: GAHHHH, I hate you lauraw.

*texts the monkeys on the sofa*
17. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX - March 4, 2014: Only one hunk in that poll?

Very well.
18. Jazz - March 4, 2014: I like how the health-conscious duo finished their workout with a trip to McDonald’s.
19. beasn - March 4, 2014: Seriously, unless you are a track star training or competing, you do NOT wear shorts like those.
20. lauraw - March 4, 2014: If you like your moist acorn shorts, you can keep your moist acorn shorts.
21. Jazz - March 4, 2014: Seriously, unless you are a track star training or competing, you do NOT wear shorts like those.

Someone disagrees:
22. Jazz - March 4, 2014: Someone disagrees
23. beasn - March 4, 2014: The Clenis shorts are so little, you can tell he has an ‘innie’. IYKWIMAITYD.
24. Pupster - March 4, 2014
25. osoloco11 - March 4, 2014: Pups, bad dog! Funny, but bad dog!
26. skinbad - March 4, 2014: There’s got to be a “just the tipper” joke here somewhere.
27. lauraw - March 4, 2014: groannnn

*rimshot anyway*
28. Car in - March 4, 2014: There’s a guy at my gym who runs the track in those things. It’s gross.
29. osoloco11 - March 4, 2014: Dan just got his new, long, basketball shorts in the mail. Money well spent.
30. lauraw - March 4, 2014: I can remember being in my family livingroom as a young teenager, and my sister had her boyfriend over and we were all watching TV.

Her BF was sitting on the couch in those mid-80’s style men’s shorts. He had a leg up, the ankle resting over the other knee. At some point I noticed his hairy balls were hanging out the bottom of his shorts. I had never seen this sort of thing before.

These are probably among the least photogenic subjects of humanity. Not balls in general, but his, specifically.
31. lauraw - March 4, 2014: I was like, “I am an innocent child and I have never even seen testicles before, but those most definitely must be some ugly nuts.”
32. skinbad - March 4, 2014: I don’t think there’s really anything wrong with generalizing on that.
33. osoloco11 - March 4, 2014: My sis and lauraw’s sis dated the same guy!!!! Maybe it was just a nasty short shorts thing.
34. daveintexas - March 4, 2014: we didn’t invent balls. we learned to walk with them
35. Pupster - March 5, 2014: Balls can be sneaky.
36. lauraw - March 5, 2014: OK, results are in:

‘Little Al’ lost.

No surprises here.
37. daveintexas - March 5, 2014: damn
38. classydorms - March 17, 2014: I got used to seeing men in speedos when you ex is a ironman triathlete so even some of these men after races were so hungry they had Micky D’s and these are serious health nuts. Working out, running can make you crave some bad things the salt I suppose. I still get embarrassed seeing a bunch of triathletes in speedos believe you me.
39. classydorms - March 17, 2014: Ok a few times Bill ran and got him his Micky D groove on it was sort of funny and was over exaggerated.
40. geoff - March 17, 2014: I still get embarrassed seeing a bunch of triathletes in speedos believe you me.

I think one look at DinTX in his legendary lime green thong will cure you of the triathletes in speedos problem.
41. Anonymous - March 17, 2014: Remove my comments from here. Thank you.
42. daveintexas - March 18, 2014: Imagine a pear, wearing a rubber band
43. Retired Geezer - March 18, 2014: What color rubber band?
44. daveintexas - March 18, 2014: emerald green