Anyone Can Blog ~ Commenting Is Hard
A fare insistance.
HAH! Stupid shit
Au pair negligence.
False hair evidence.
In their messy tents.
Ric Flair hesitance
I know how to connect with you, Dave.
A square eminence
Wear pair of pants
One tear, pair of dents.
A mariner’s sense
A bare petulance
A bear he did flense
Some air incidents
Soft scare flatulance
See there frankincense
They pay the rents
Rare impressive gents
What are you people doing?!?!
rhyming “A spare residence”.
And it’s getting damned difficult at this point
a square bob-wahr fence
My daughter used to listen to that Clarity song by Zedd. The refrain goes:
“If our loooooooovvvve is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our looooooooovvvvve’s insanity, why are you my clarity?”
Naturally that lent itself to abuse by rhyme:
“If our loooooooovvve, is a dromedary, why are you my pituitary?
If our loooooooovvve is a calamity, why are you my profanity.
And so on.
Fun fact: Turns out that in some cultures, this sort of lyrical treatment does not always endear the patriarch to his progeny.
A scare so intense
a bear’s immense
I’m all proud cause I claimed the flatulance line.
A dare to Mike Pence
An éclair for the gents
The prayer of a mensch
pubic hair pestilence
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