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A Spare Residence May 13, 2014

Posted by skinbad in Stupid shit.
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1. Tushar - May 13, 2014

A fare insistance.

2. daveintexas - May 13, 2014

HAH! Stupid shit

3. lauraw - May 13, 2014

Aware presidents.

Au pair negligence.

False hair evidence.

Declare penitence.

In their messy tents.

4. skinbad - May 13, 2014

Ric Flair hesitance
http://tinyurl.com/moxmxka

5. skinbad - May 13, 2014

I know how to connect with you, Dave.

6. daveintexas - May 14, 2014

Care remembrance

7. lauraw - May 14, 2014

A square eminence

8. daveintexas - May 15, 2014

Wear pair of pants

9. Retired Geezer - May 15, 2014

Affair precedence

10. Sobek - May 15, 2014

Bear parapets.

11. lauraw - May 15, 2014

One tear, pair of dents.

12. lauraw - May 15, 2014

A mariner’s sense

13. geoff - May 15, 2014

A bare petulance

14. lauraw - May 15, 2014

A bear he did flense

15. daveintexas - May 16, 2014

Some air incidents

16. Retired Geezer - May 16, 2014

Soft scare flatulance

17. lauraw - May 16, 2014

See there frankincense

18. daveintexas - May 16, 2014

They pay the rents

19. lauraw - May 16, 2014

Rare impressive gents

20. Lipstick - May 17, 2014

What are you people doing?!?!

21. daveintexas - May 17, 2014

rhyming “A spare residence”.

And it’s getting damned difficult at this point

a square bob-wahr fence

22. geoff - May 17, 2014

My daughter used to listen to that Clarity song by Zedd. The refrain goes:

“If our loooooooovvvve is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our looooooooovvvvve’s insanity, why are you my clarity?”

Naturally that lent itself to abuse by rhyme:

“If our loooooooovvve, is a dromedary, why are you my pituitary?
If our loooooooovvve is a calamity, why are you my profanity.

And so on.

Fun fact: Turns out that in some cultures, this sort of lyrical treatment does not always endear the patriarch to his progeny.

23. lauraw - May 17, 2014

A scare so intense

24. daveintexas - May 17, 2014

god dammit

rare frankincense

25. daveintexas - May 17, 2014

SHIT

a bear’s immense

26. Retired Geezer - May 18, 2014

I’m all proud cause I claimed the flatulance line.

27. Piercello - May 18, 2014

Unfair presidents?

28. lauraw - May 18, 2014

A dare to Mike Pence

29. daveintexas - May 19, 2014

goddammit

30. Michael - May 20, 2014

An ├ęclair for the gents

31. Piercello - May 22, 2014

bizarre decadence

32. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX - May 22, 2014

Astaire? Elegance.

33. wiserbud - May 22, 2014

Beware! Elephants!

34. lauraw - May 23, 2014

The prayer of a mensch

35. jam2 - June 4, 2014

solitaire reticence
regarding
pubic hair pestilence


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