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The Trials of the Modern Gentleman June 12, 2014

Posted by geoff in News.
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I can’t believe how demanding today’s women are. Take this story, where you’re out on your first date, having a good time, and all of a sudden your date keels over like she’s dead. Probably dead. Real likely.

So kind-hearted you, you take it upon yourself to dig a grave for her in your backyard, toss her in, and cover her back up. Not your ideal date, but a thoughtful gentlemen always buries a dead date in his backyard.

But then the criticism starts. Apparently women don’t want to be buried alive on their first date. Because “diabetic coma” or some such thing.

Well la-di-dah little Miss Got-To-Have-It-My-Way. It’s not like you guys come with an instruction manual.

And I always thought women appreciated a guy who knew his way around gardening tools.

Comments»

1. Cathy - June 12, 2014

Guess he really dug her.

2. skinbad - June 12, 2014

A grave mistake.

3. Cathy - June 12, 2014

Maybe she was drop-dead gorgeous…

4. Cathy - June 12, 2014

Thank you to whomever corrected a word in my first comment.😉

5. lauraw - June 12, 2014

Horrifying. Neither modern nor a gentleman.

Also, it is very gauche to have coma on the first date.

6. geoff - June 13, 2014

I was sitting in John Wayne Airport yesterday, and I swear to God they paged, “Harry Butz.”

They also paged his wife Alicia, so I think it might have been legit.


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