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Urban Arachnids and You August 22, 2014

Posted by geoff in News.

You may recall the President and his cronies’ plan to block suburban development and turn us all into urbanites. I finally figured out what he’s up to:

…a new study published in PLOS One shows that a specific species of orb-weaver spider living in urban Sydney is getting bigger and reproducing more than its rural cousins…

Yup, just as soon as we’re forced into urban lifestyles, they’re gonna set the spiders on us. Big, urbanly mutated spiders.


1. OBF - August 22, 2014

Note: do not visit Sydney. One less item on the bucket list.

2. aliceaitch - August 22, 2014

Everything in Australia is trying to kill you anyway.

3. Michael - August 22, 2014

Hi Alice!

4. Mr. Matamoros - August 23, 2014

Why did it have to be spiders? (Shudders)

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