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Auditioning for Adult Films? September 19, 2014

Posted by Lipstick in News.

The other day the police officer who arrested that hysterical D-List actress requested to come on a local radio show to tell his side of the story. Daniele Watts had been going to all sorts of media, including CNN, to whine that she had been racially profiled and abused for “showing affection” to her boyfriend because she is black and he is white.

The Sergeant was cruising the neighborhood when the 911 call came in about two people having sex in a car in full view of everyone, including a bunch of workers in an office building. The people gathered at the windows to watch, and one allegedly walked out to tell the couple to knock it off because everyone could see them. They refused and continued having sex in public. Allegedly. (She writes knowing that a lawyer captains this ship.) That is when someone called the police to let them know about the open nudity and public sex.

Brian was sitting in the passenger seat with his feet on the curb and Daniele was straddling him with her shirt pulled up — breasts exposed. The eyewitness says she was grinding on top of him, rocking back and forth.

And, and, and, this:

The eyewitnesses say Brian then began “horizontally bongoing her boobs back and forth.”

Bongoing her boobs??!

Tears in my eyes, I did not even know that was a term. Or description. Or a thing or whatever, but that is so funny and. . . vivid!! As Django is my witness, for the rest of my life that is going to pop into my head every time I see or hear bongo drums! *gasping*

Well, it may be that the, uh, time is up for Watts having the media spin trending all her way, because TMZ has photos showing the hot, bumperless Mercedes action: http://www.tmz.com/2014/09/17/django-unchained-actress-racism-lapd-daniele-watts-pictures-photos/2/#comments-anchor


1. Lipstick - September 19, 2014

And the officer said that he DID have the authority to ask for her ID because of the 911 call. That makes it more than just a random stop due to “racism” or whatever. He then, because of the possible crime report, has to make sure the person doesn’t have a warrant on them, and then everybody can be on their way.

2. Retired Geezer - September 19, 2014

Ya, the ‘bongoing boobs’ quote made me laugh.

So, are there instructions somewhere on the internet?

Asking for a friend (DinT).

3. skinbad - September 19, 2014

Brings to my mind something like this (although I’m pretty sure the number of objects horizontally bongoing doesn’t add up.)

4. Retired Geezer - September 19, 2014

Horizontal Bongoing ~ Hypnotizing concept.

Oh, the silver balls were nice also.

5. geoff - September 19, 2014

Our mortal music pales beside the well bongoed boob.

6. Lipstick - September 20, 2014

Skinbad, exactly what I was picturing while trying to figure out how the bongoing worked!

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