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The Crap Tree 2014 December 12, 2014

Posted by daveintexas in News.

A tradition that Michael pimped like a meth and toad venom addled hooker on Harry Hines Blvd in December of 2006 and who am I that I would fail to mess this joint up at Christmas like the jerk that I am.

This was a post from Michael about the Crap Tree. There are others but this is the story. (thanks LauraW for the reminder!)

Crap Tree 2014

Peace on Earth goodwill to doofuses.

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May your Christmas be merry and bright. And may all your Christmases be white.

God bless


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2. lauraw - December 12, 2014

Looks good, man. Linkie to the story? It’s part of the tradition.

3. daveintexas - December 12, 2014



4. lauraw - December 12, 2014

We have one ornament. I purchased a little rosemary plant shaped like a Christmas tree last week. Scott hung our one ornament on it. It’s nice.
It is an ornament from Texas.

5. daveintexas - December 12, 2014


6. Retired Geezer - December 13, 2014

Nothin’ says Crap Tree(tm) better than hangin’ one of Dave’s balls on a bush.

7. Retired Geezer - December 13, 2014

By the way, thanks for posting this with the update.

In fact, thanks for sharing this post with everybody in the first place.

8. ChrisP - December 13, 2014

The Crap Tree is UP!
Now, It’s Christmas…

9. Tushar - December 14, 2014

Just today, I was telling the Mrs about Dave’s crap tree story, and I was wondering when it will be put up.
It just isn’t Christmas without the Crap Tree story.
Oh, and I read it, every year. Even though I can retell it word to word by now.

In other news, out with the tiny little Christmas trees. Installed a 6.5 foot giant today. It has lightened up the living room.

10. Lipstick - December 23, 2014

Yay, the Crap Tree is up!! I’m late to it because I moved and then came back to PA for Christmas, yay!

How is everybody?

11. lauraw - December 24, 2014

Merry Christmas!

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