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What? No Lime-Green Thong? February 2, 2015

Posted by geoff in News.
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If this hadn’t happened in a snowstorm, I think the authorities could have just rounded up the usual IB suspect:

A man wearing nothing but a cowboy hat walked down the middle of the travel lanes on northbound I-75 through the snowstorm Sunday in Auburn Hills, surprising motorists before police stopped him.

If you know who I mean and I think that you do.

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1. Sobek - February 2, 2015

So, about that feminist music thing over at Ace’s place…

I hereby apologize for ever thinking that all feminists were talentless, shrieking banshees. They have proven me wrong.

2. Sobek - February 2, 2015

Alternative take on the feminist music thing over at Ace’s:

Okay, ladies, you win. I promise I will never, ever, ever view you as sexual objects.

3. geoff - February 2, 2015

I will admit that I would have beaten the crap out of that doll, too. It was creepy.

4. Sobek - February 2, 2015

Of course it was creepy. Dolls tend to be. But the whole scene was wholly derivative of the scene in office space (so they’re ripping off a dude), a scene which is ironically about emasculation (so they’re feeling … emasculated?).

5. Sobek - February 2, 2015

Also, if they had practiced their sammich-makin’ skills, they would have had an easier time with those knives. Way to prove that women suck at using tools, grrrrls!!!

6. Sobek - February 2, 2015

Seriously, every time I watch that thing I love it a little bit more. It was wonderful the first time I saw they actually turned a page in their sheet music, but even better when I noticed the “oh crap!” look on some of their faces when they realized they had missed the change from monotone shriek to barking. C’mon ladies, let’s work on those time signatures!

7. Sobek - February 2, 2015

I’m going to make that my ringtone.

Then, I’m going to hack all of my co-workers telephones and set it as their ring tones. Then I’m going to make sure someone calls all of their phones at the same time, during an office meeting.

Then I’m going to flee for my life, probably. I will deserve that.

8. Sobek - February 2, 2015

I believe that piece was entitled, “Everything Rush has ever said about us is true.”

9. Sobek - February 2, 2015

Have of those poor wymyn didn’t get the memo that lipstick is a tool of the patriarchy.

The other half of them didn’t get the memo that not wearing lipstick is a tool of the patriarchy.

10. Retired Geezer - February 3, 2015

Remember Our Man Flint, The Red Phone?

That is my ringtone on Mrs. Geezer’s phone.

http://www.mobiles24.com/downloads/s/73326-3-our_man_flint

11. daveintexas - February 3, 2015

I still use that ringtone for Mrs. Dave’s number.

It’s HQ

12. lauraw - February 3, 2015

THAT’S NOT FUNNY

13. daveintexas - February 4, 2015

It’s *emerald* green

14. geoff - February 4, 2015

…quibbles the color-blind guy.

15. daveintexas - February 4, 2015

I wrote it inside the nut sack so I would know


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