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Caption Contest: Kim Jong Un June 1, 2015

Posted by geoff in News.

I like The Telegraph’s Picture of the Day feature – there’s always something amazing to see. But today we have a not-terribly-exciting picture of Kim Jong Un (he of the nuclear-totin’, antiaircraft-artillery-executin’ country of North Korea). A picture which I challenge you to caption:


I looked into my heart, and now I’m looking into yours.



1. TXMarko - June 1, 2015

This wheat needs more fertilizer. Bring your families.

2. lauraw - June 1, 2015

“I just watched Big Trouble in Little China and it was a bigger pile of shit than this cowflop, here.”

3. lauraw - June 1, 2015

“Is that teensy-tiny guy still standing to my right? Look but DON’T LOOK.”

4. lauraw - June 1, 2015

Seriously, this photo never actually happened in real life. Ridiculous. The other two guys look too small, too. P-shop.

5. Tushar - June 1, 2015

I thought IB is being shut down. Or was it just a ploy to make me go away? I am not going away.

6. geoff - June 1, 2015


7. geoff - June 1, 2015

I thought IB is being shut down.

It is shut down. Totally. Any posts or comments you see are likely products of a drug-addled imagination.

8. lauraw - June 1, 2015

That remix rawks, Geoff! Thanks.

Also, I mourn for our dear friend Tushar, who is a helpless drug-thrall that imagines our existence here.

9. Sobek - June 1, 2015

Tushar, how are little Agastya and Atharvan doing? Not so little, I suppose.

10. skinbad - June 1, 2015

I visited your home this morning after you’d left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn’t work out, so I took a souvenir…

11. skinbad - June 1, 2015

“General Asswipe! Dig that a little deeper and prepare four-squares of your finest!”

“Ooof. Better make that eight squares.”

12. Retired Geezer - June 1, 2015

I’m pretty sure that the Norks came in last place in the Cool Military Hat contest.

And what’s with all the hand holding among the mens?

13. geoff - June 2, 2015

And what’s with all the hand holding among the mens?

That’s not ghey, right? I mean, Dave told me it wasn’t, so…

14. Tushar - June 2, 2015

Sobek, they are doing great. 8 years in Sept. How time flies.

15. daveintexas - June 2, 2015

“Give me your pants”

16. lauraw - June 2, 2015

“So. This, ‘wheat’ is what all my people are dying to get their hands on? I tell ya, I don’t see the appeal.”

*pulls a sleeve of Girl Scout cookies out of his hat*

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